Top Tips for a Happy Life

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Originally Posted by Emil Miller

Drinking soft drinks as a substitute doesn't mean I like soft drinks as such but it fills in the gap that's left by the times when I would normally drink beer etc.
To my mind, soft drinks are not particularly appetizing.

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Originally Posted by Lokasenna

Tip 57: There is no such thing as 'too much tea'.

10:30 in the morning, and I'm on my fourth cup. Life is good, and the world seems manageable!

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And don't forget sparkling water. Do you have Talking Rain in the UK? Oh I shouldn't advertise. Any will do.

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Originally Posted by Vonny

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And don't forget sparkling water. Do you have Talking Rain in the UK?

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It sure does, I drink quite a lot of tea during the day but not usually at night which was when I used to drink beer etc.

I haven't seen (heard ?) Talking Rain in the UK but there are plenty of alternatives.

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Originally Posted by LadyLuck

Tip 233: If life gives you lemons then make lemon sorbet or something a bit fancier than lemonade, after all it pays to be an overachiever.

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Reminded me of one from the book of Ron White.

Tip #297: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then try to find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

Reminded me of one from the book of Ron White.

Tip #297: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then try to find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

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We need more of these for all the different forms of alcohol. We need a 'tipping vodka bottle' emoticon! We also need a marijuana one, (for those in Amsterdam, of course.)

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

Reminded me of one from the book of Ron White.

Tip #297: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then try to find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

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haha, I was reminded of that saying as well but I couldn't remember the comedian.

At a previous job we made a list much like this, the only one I can remember is:

When done playing with your putty put it away lest it get hard.

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Perhaps an explanation is in order. We made homemade silly putty and somebody left it out one night and when we came in the next day it was a rock. However, this can be expanded I think it can apply to many things.

Another I just remembered:

Tip #299: Something that is almost infinitely improbable is actually extremely likely to happen almost immediately.

Douglas Adams gets credit for this one. :)

Happiness:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0SbVFxl64A

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

So you're laughing at the way foreigners speak. Isn't that a bit...you know...racist? I mean, I don't care myself, but apparently there are people with scary avatars policing the forum, and you might find that you're drawing some attention.

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Racist? Wow, that's extreme. In fact it's:icon_bs:

^...Vonny?

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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf

^...Vonny?

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No :)

#300 - Laugh at Vonny

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Tip 231 Always have a good dog when gathering sheep

Otherwise you risk an apoplectic fit:incazzato:.

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You're talking about Nelly! Who loves nothing better than to stare menacingly at sheep all day and, apparently, rolls around in excrement.







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Originally Posted by MystyrMystyry

#300 - Laugh at Vonny

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Goodness, laugh with her, not at her. :wink5:

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Originally Posted by Jack of Hearts

You're talking about Nelly! Who loves nothing better than to stare menacingly at sheep all day and, apparently, rolls around in excrement.







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Yes, and those are her top tips numbers 1 & 2