Milkshakes?
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Milkshakes?
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Originally Posted by Pendragon
Well, actually, no.
Legend says that the question was:
"Who is Picasso?"
A good guess, but no. :lol: It has to do with a process concerning milk and movement, though! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
I wondered about that, Tal, since I thought Picasso was Spanish, but you got me on "She asked something back from the guy." I couldn't see anything else but confiscating the painting. Good one! :lol: :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin
Milky bar????
No, no. Think of a action that MUST be done to milk to produce another dairy product. Framer Brown thinks break-dancing cows will shortcut this process.Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
Butter?????
Yes, my dear! You must churn the milk to get butter, so Farmer Brown thought why not make the cows do the work themselves? :lol: Good luck with getting it out of the cows, but I'm not Farmer Brown!Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
What possible reason would Farmer Brown have for having a sensei teach his pigs and sheep karate? :brow:
To make Karate Chops.............
Close -- pork chops.
Incidentally, you churn cream, not milk, to make butter.
Yeeees, and mutton chops, let's not leave them out now! :lol: True about the cream, but it is in the milk, it must be seperated, so Farmer Brown figured to skip two processes instead of one. Besides, I'm making these up as I go, Robin, amigo, so catch my mistakes! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Now, why would Farmer Brown place part of his milk cows in an air-conditoned barn?
No one? Hummm. Ice Cream. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Now. Farmer Brown and wifey have a nice half-acre plot which they have prepared carefully, using just the right mix of fertilizers and nutrients. At planting time, they have, after consulting The Farmer's Almanac, an Astrologer, and The Wise Woman of the village, carefully planted the half-acre with turnips when the signs were perfect. If the planting took place under the new moon, how long will it take turnips to turn up? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/na...smiley-015.gif
Oh, come now! A turnip will NEVER turn up! Turnips point down, you know! :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
You will never see me unless certain conditions are met.
Besides, I have you surrounded at this very moment.
I control your very life, and without me you die, capisce?
Now, I can be very gentle, hardly ruffle your hair if I choose, eh?
Set me off, I can rise in my fury and level the town, get me?
Now tell me something, tough guy.
Whodaya think I am? Come on. It's easy.
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