King of the hill

Pen has the hill :)

My dragon retuns to my side and her being huge and temperament and all that, scared Pen away.

My hill.

Oh I see darling Jay, it is the old 'give the stupid woman the gill pill ploy eh?
Well I do love you and for baby Sonja's sake I would not harm a hair upon that golden head.
So I call in a lament to my dear Pendragon and lo he comes swooping down and I sprinkle magic dust upon him from the very hand of Uther and Pen sings a dark and mystical tune that makes you fall down unconscious.
We wrap you up in faerie blankets and put a rose beside you and off he flies you to Never Never land where baby Pensive keeps you in her castle eating tea and crumpets.
the hill is Pen's and Rachels. And Kathy's and I'm a Fools and well, let's turn up the tunes and I will clean once more while you all enjoy what is left from the buffet.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

And let us not forget Robin, dear Rachel. And yes, as I will deny you nothing within reason, Fool may stay as well. Someone get him a set of earphones, please. Thank you. Our Hill, I believe, and we're having a party! Your choice of music, and we're well gaurded. But I still say there's something funny about this hill. Wonder if Mr. Arrow is on call? :nod:

I could never forget M'Lord, but I have not seen him of late. I surmised he was busy with his little maiden companion. Thankyou dear Pendragon, the most noble, beautiful of all.

You are most welcome, dearest. Yes, I think Jedi Master Robin did have a Lady with him at that. Oh, well. "Plenty of room at the Hotel California!" What? You felt the hill move? Sure of this you are? Hummmm....Strange that I have not. Dragon's senses are more in tune with the universe, yet I sense not falsehood in you. Ah, Mr. Arrow has arrived! This hill is what? A living being? It was once a living being? She is reanimating, you believe? Yes, of course, you must go. A dimensional doorway will be quicker. I must think on this new information about our hill.... :brow:

Aww Carp. I think there's a party on the hill so I march up with the riot hose and knock everybody and everything off the hill. i'm sorry to say that it is quit a mess at the bottom. I guess that will teach people to invite the landlord to the party.

My Hill.

Papaya has the hill

Once more the king of the hill must rise to the occasion. Unsheating his sword (By Martian Knives INC! (TM)), he marches up the hill, cuts Papaya in half by one powerful slash of his blade, and then puts the blade deep into the mountain, slaying the beast inside.
Once more the centre of the universe belongs to Aimus! He walkes up to the Iron Maiden shrine, and sits down on his throne, overlooking the surrounding wastes, A rare smile appears on his face as he utters the words: "MY HILL!" the echo of this message resonates across the wastes, warning his foes that the true king has returned.

Aimus think he has the hill.

All moles of MY hill unite and they dig numerous tunnels under Aimus's Iron Maiden shrine, making it cave in somewhere into the centre of the Earth, making the hill once more into a volcano, burning Aimus into ashes, making him an ex-king :p

MY volcano! :p

Jay the hillologist has the volcano! (What? you're some kind of expert now? Don't make me laugh :lol:)

Reincarnated into the immortal body of the King of the hill, I rise from the centre of the volcano, the powers of the earth at my command, I raise my sword, and with it the lava pours out, turning the land into a sea of magma. Jay managed to get hold of a little rock that still floats in the sea. I direct my attention there, and within seconds, the magma covers the rock, Jay's burning body emits a last, desperate scream, before submerging in the lava. A small column of smoke is all that remains of her.
I tame the volcano, and when the magma sea diseappears, a gigantic IRON MAIDEN! shrine emerges, taking the place of the hill, it is entirely made out of molten rock. At the top of the shrine is a throne, worthy of the King

Once again I proclaim: MY HILL!

Aimus has the hill...

So very proud of himself and sitting on his throne he forgets about his enemies as I sneak up from behind his throne i throw him and his little throne off my HILL. Aimus tries to get up again but I put up Barbed wire all around my hill...

And again MY HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL>>>>>>>

Hi Aimus ( My Afrikaans friend!!!!)

The thing has the hill.

Poor thing, I walk through the barb wire as if it isn't even there, put my throne back where it belongs sit back down on it. I call forth two demons from the abyss. The demons take Thing with them, back into the abyss, where he will suffer eternal torment.

Never try to take the hill from the king!

I proclaim: My Hill or should I say, Maiden shrine! :D

Aimus the Iron Maiden fanatic ;) has te hill.

(and yes, I am the leading expert in my field :p)

Having visited the horned one down there yet again, we're getting rather chummy by now, he offers me some refreshments before I'm back on my mission to rid one hill of one AimusSage. Reincarnated into my cuddly gargoyle self, I fly over the Iron Maiden shrine, accidentally sending it crashing down the hill and into the sea surrounding it. Whoops, I'm sowwie (not)!
Heartbroken Aimus runs down the hill in hopes of saving the shrine from doom but he's too late. In his current state of mind, he throws himself into the raging waves of the sea and is immediatelly the main course of the piranhas.

My hill!

Jay is in possesion of the hill ( But not for long!)

Jay was too preoccupied with getting rid of Aimus to see me sneaking up with all my HI - Tech gadgets ( While making a force-field around MY HILL) I scare you and you run for your life. Screaming like a little girl.

My hill now!!

Im a she!!!!

(AAAAAAAAAARGHH! Thing you are in the Abyss, you can't ignore that fact. I hereby take the hill from you with the power of the time reversal button) :p

The gargoyle that thinks she is an expert but is in reality just plain crazy has the hill :p

I ask the horned one if he saw a crazy gargoyle recently, and when he tells me he gave her a refreshment, I kick him out of hell! How dare he. Now, as the defacto ruler of hell, the first thing I do is transport the hill to my new realm. and what a surprise, there is a tiny little gargoyle on top. I cast the gargoyle into the abyss, where it can suffer the same eternal toment as Thing! Rebuilding on top of the hill, the gigantic Iron Maiden shrine, I place on top a throne made of burning hellfire! I sit down on the throne, the flames surrounding me, keeping all enemies at bay.

My Hill! And all of hell trembles at these words.

back on earth a horned fellow feels a shiver going down his spine, as he looks into trashcans for something to eat.

Thingamajig, if you're a he or a she doesn't matter once you try to steal MY hill ;), but just for the record, I am a she myself, and I do NOT scream like a little girl, I scream like a gargoyle! :D

Aimus the wannabe ruler of hell is caught god-modding and expelled from hell, along with MY hill. Unfortunatelly, they forgot to expell the shrine as well... wonder why :p
The former ruler of hell, now reinstalled, is avenged on Aimus, who's dragged down there by an ankle, petrified (literaly, think a statue :p)

MY hill :p