Pam

PAM wants to move to Canberra. It's her kind of town.

PAM uses grease as a mustache.

PAM likes big, brown eyes... He keeps them in a jar on his bedside table.

PAM gets her hemispheres confused.

PAM wears t-shirts saying, "Proud to be Canberrean" (a different colour for every day of the week)!

PAM once pretended she was Tinker-Bell

PAM enjoyed Michael Bay's 'Pearl Harbor'.

PAM needs to buy some blinds

PAM needs to keep her eyeliner in one place.

PAM probably ate my eyeliner.

Pam is a witch sometimes....(and I saw the pictures that prove it)

Pam is jealous and wishes he was a witch!

Pam is just jealous that everyone loves Pam...

Pam's jealousy will leave him with green eyes.

(I've always wanted green eyes)

Pam has brown eyes which means that she is full of.....