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Hey Robin, shouldn't that be:
Holy Hannah, isn't that Zombie stiffer than the plank? :)

Blast -- would you believe that in the new forum format, I keep looking to the wrong place for the thread name?

Do you know what kind of Zombie we're talking about?

Everybody does know that there are two kinds: the shuffling undead and a potent alcoholic drink, a tall mixed drink made of various rums, liqueur, and fruit juice, right? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/mummy.gif

What else is there? Rob Zombie?

Wouldn't you agree that "tall" is an understatement?

Don't you think that "short" and "tall" are often merely relative? Did you know that so called "short" people often prefer to be called "fun sized?"

Would you like to have an insulted zombie on your hands?

Is it possible to insult zombies?
Below what size does someone become fun-sized? How do middle sized people prefer to be called? And what about the tall people, don't you think they might object to being called tall?

Why would a beverage object to being called tall?

What if it is a really short beverage because it's served in a low but wide glass?

Perhaps, we should ask the beverage, what it prefers being called 'short,' 'fun sized,' 'middle sized,' 'tall' or 'shapless'. What do you say????

Isn't that getting a little extreme?

Are extremes really extremes in this place? Aren't they just another aspect of the crazy world that is Lit-Net?

I am confused... as I am funsized, should I be served in a low but wide glass too?

What? Is Kathy really made of some strange substance? Was this purposefully not explained to us?

What purpose would it possibly serve????

Wouldn't it be nice to know?