Questions Only

Undead? Why??

Don't undead waiters expect a 10% gratuity as opposed to the living who expect 20-25& ? Wait, are we on a budget?

Why should we be? Aren't we looting them, anyway?

Zombie waiters at The Golden Tyrnip, eh? Then they won't be so shocked when the lovely dead undying one, a Martian Turnip Lord, a supposed long dead Archer, and a living Dragon and company show up for dinner, will they? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif Or maybe I should show up as Auld Arrow, the ghost pirate, what say?

What about Davey Jones of locker fame?
If Davey Jones was in a locker at the bottom of the ocean, how did he manage to sing with the Monkees? :p

Hacking into the Transatlantic Cable, perhaps?

Is that a question? :)

Could he be online somewhere, pretenting to be a fellow forumer, preying on unsuspecting victims?

Couldn't I say that it's a "question" of whether hacking into the cable underwater is possible?

Wouldn't you want this fine zombie here to wait on us?
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ts/zombie1.jpg

Wouldn't he be a little slow shambling from our table to the kitchen and back?

Dont you think he would be dropping that slimy thing dripping from his body into the dish???

How do you know it wouldn't improve the flavour?

Will you taste it for us?

Do you know, he doesn't look all that bad, compared to some of the ones I've seen in films? What I'm wondering is what does the COOK look like and WHAT does he/she or it put into the food they are planning on serving us? Maybe they'll serve the drinks first, you think? After a couple of Zombies down the old hatch would any of us be sober enough to care what we're eating? :lol:

Holy Hannah, aren't those Zombies stiffer than the plank??