Kathy, you mean you weren't there? Didn't you get the memo? Boy, you can't find trustworthy help these days, can you? And he was such a nice Zombie...
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Kathy, you mean you weren't there? Didn't you get the memo? Boy, you can't find trustworthy help these days, can you? And he was such a nice Zombie...
Don't zombies always eat memos if they can't have brains?
Do you think some memos might be printed on grey matter similiar to brain tissue and thus geared for zombie messengers?
Are they not available at Office Undead for a nominal fee?
Maybe she is just very athletic and limber (and silly)? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Does that mean Pen gets his office supplies at Office Undead? Don't they only allow the undead to enter? Or do they make exceptions for dragons?
How can you ask that since I know you have posted in the "Creative Game" thread?
Don't you know as well as anybody that Pen meets his demise in that thread all the time? :p ;) :lol:
Is that why he posts in that thread? Is that the only way he can get new office supplies?
Don't they give you a 25% discount at Office Undead is you are, in fact, undead?
Don't you know what a careful shopper Pen is?
Isn't a 25% discount bad for business considering the number of undead amongst the general population?
But... I thought the prices were so overinflated anyway, since they are the only store catering to the undead office worker?
Don't the regular office supply stores kick zombies out on sight?
I take it you've never been to the store near my university? :)
You mean that store is frequented by zombies? :eek:
You think only zombies frequent the store? Would you believe me if I told you a skeleton works there?
No, really? Any ghouls?
Don't you think ghouls rather hang out in front of the store, where they can follow unsuspecting undead into a dark alley where they might feast on the flesh of the undead customers?
Since when do ghouls like undead flesh?