Of course! I need a new rug.
Would you wear a tiger skin disguise?
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Of course! I need a new rug.
Would you wear a tiger skin disguise?
Just the briefs.
If you had an incurable disease that wouldn't be detected for five years, would you want to know now?
I would not want to know now.
If I gave you your favorite adult beverage would you go caroling?
No. Carol and I are through no matter how drunk anyone gets me.
If you were playing roulette and made $500 (£321.88) would you walk away from the table and quit gambling for good?
No. I would walk away from the table but I doubt I would quit gambling for good.
Would you join pinterest?
Nope, never. Probably.
Would you stop and smell the flowers?
No. The flowers can stop and smell me.
Would you be able to forgive someone who had significantly and unjustly damaged your life for at least 10 years?
If I were you I would talk to them first (then tell us what happens).
Would you live in Bumpsville, Alabama (and could never leave the state) if your salary was tripled?
No, not if I could never leave.
If you were stranded in a blizzard on a high mountain, with two broken legs, and certain to freeze to death, would you call your spouse and/or parents on your cell phone (you have a cell phone and it will reach them) to say goodbye?
If I have cell service why can't I call for help? Anyways, to answer the question, I would send them a text .
If you could go back and be the leader of any barbarian horde which would you choose?
Eric Bloodaxe and Harald Bluetooth seem like nice guys... I guess I'm a frustrated Viking.
Which historical monarch would you choose to be?
Louis XIV. There I've said it.
Would you rather be Jesus, Buddha, or Gandhi?
Seeing as how both Jesus and Gandhi were both murdered....
As a Roman legionary at the crucifixion, would you follow orders or do your own thing?
Well that depends, do I get a camel?
Would you be able to escape from the Hotel California?
[Now I have this song in my head. It's one of my favorites though ;-)]
Or should I say, how's my camel doing? Idk; hypotheticals are tough to answer, and I know I'm taking this rather literally, but I'd do my best. . . I would do my own thing, in all likelihood.
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Originally Posted by NikolaiI
Certainly. Anything built by the Eagles can be overcome with a threat of creating some really bad vibes here, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by NikolaiI
Would you rather be Bob Dylan or, um, I was going to say John Lennon, but he was murdered, too.
Okay, would you rather drink good beer or bad champagne?
Only if you can get it through the eye of a needle.Quote:
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Good beer. I wouldn't want to drink anything bad.
Would you wear a tutu and dance Swan Lake?
lol... No
Would you?
yeah!
would you make a new years resolution?
Many years ago I made one not to make any New Year's resolutions. I have managed to keep it.
Would you shave your head to play Sinead O' Connor in a biopic?
That was her HEAD?
Would you vote for a male candidate whose policies benefitted you, even though he was widely reputed (but never proved) to have date raped women 30 years earlier?
No one who puts them-self forward as a "candidate" would get my vote. Nor would I vote for any party member. The only thing a politician believes in is his own self-interest. No politician's policies have ever benefitted me. Terry Pratchett had the right idea when he suggested in The Last Continent (XXXX) that politicians should be thrown in jail as soon as they're elected and serve their term of office from their cell, on the grounds that it just saves time in the future.
Would you serve as a politician knowing that I'd be watching and itching to assassinate you on general principal?
How good is the pay?
If you had to choose, which would you pick: being 7'3" (2.2 m) tall or being 4'5" (1.34 m) tall?
I'd have to go for being 7'3" regardless of the inconvenience when buying clothes, as, in my experience, really good-looking women are attracted to tall men. Shortarses, despite being able to economise by buying children's clothes, tend not to make an impression on girls, unless of course, they happen to be Napoleon. However, the habit of devastating continents through warfare, does tend to make them unpopular with nearly everyone else.
Would you lead an axis power into war and if so, which one: Italy, Japan or Germany? Give reasons ;)
Italy. For the food.
If you had to choose, would you rather be unusually intelligent or unusually physically attractive?
Does that mean consequently I would be unusually ugly or unusually dumb? If so I'll pick unusually intellegent.
Would you rather have a snake or a bird as a pet?
You need to ask? Lol.
Has to be a working bird though.
Would you accept an unidentified morsel from Hannibal Lecter's packed lunch if you were sitting next to him on a plane?
hahahahaha, after I posted I realized that for one person it may be a dumb question..
I probably wouldn't know it was Hannibal sooooo if it smelled and looked good I would probably take a taste.
What kind of wine would you bring to a Hannibal Lecture dinner party?
Bull's Blood!
Would you play riddles with Gollum?
Yes!
Would you volunteer time to help clean up a park?
Certainly. I'd volunteer yours :D
If you had written a stirring song which was adopted as a political anthem for a totalitarian dictatorship, hell bent on creating a nation of war criminals, would you complain or just bank the royalty cheques?
I'd cash the royalties and use the money to fund the opposition.
If you had a time machine, would you murder Hitler before he came to power?
Hard to answer that without sounding pathetic. But no. I'm not a killer, you should send someone else :P
Same Q
By the way, I love your reply from the previous question. Very diplomatic!
You can't beat the destiny trap. All the attempts on Hitler's life were actually made by time travellers. They failed. Even WW1 missed its chance.
Would you have voted for Henry Kissinger's Nobel Peace Prize, or would you have prosecuted him for war crimes?
Thank you. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by farnoosh
Neither.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
Would you torture a captured terrorist who had the information that would stop nuclear bombs being exploded in New York, London, and Paris in a few hours, and who refused to otherwise cooperate?
Nevermind.
Neither.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
Would you torture a captured terrorist who had the information that would stop nuclear bombs being exploded in New York, London, and Paris in a few hours, and who refused to otherwise cooperate?
Please ask some questions that are not about murder, torture and death - I know you don't mean to, but continually bringing up such topics is very disturbing to me.
Would you join a private country club?