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roasted penguins (man, I've got to say, that cat in your avatar keeps cracking me up, it's hilarious :D)
quick, a policeman has just caught you in the subway without a ticket. what now?
a) beat the colour out of his sorry skin
b) kiss him and run away, like Bugs Bunny
c) turn yourself in
d) speak a foreign language and act as if you can't understand him
e) dance like Jim Carrey did in 'The Mask' and pray he will play along as well
f) other
f) show him a mini dvd player with that new "Son of the Mask" sequel to Jim Carrey's "The Mask" and hope he goes off to sue the producers, director and actors of that film.
If Santa Clause blew a hole in your celing and arrived with your true lover dangling from his neck and gave that lover to you, would you slaughter santa, kiss him, vociferate curses at him with profane language, or say "please leave."?
Hell, I'd kiss the girl, not Santa! :D
What is Santa's part-time job, when his business is slow (like in every month except for December)?
He is an expert "taster" for professional chefs and bakers around the world. That belly isn't just from cookies and cocoa- the man needs substance.
On Christmas Eve, do you leave Santa cookies and cocoa and carrots for the reindeer?
No.
If you were a hot dog, and you were starving to death, would you eat yourself?
then where would I be???
What magazines do you read regularly?
Newsweek,Scientific American,New Yorker, Washington Post magazine, and The Vegan are pretty much the only ones i ever pick up. The first three are read religiously.
How do you approach a take-home essay?
I would take it home and write it.
What would you do if you had to choose between a very nice car, but you will never be able to pay it off, or a beat up car, and you can pay it off?
If it drives, it's fine! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/chief.gif
Fancy house or simple one?
Something in between probably.
Dream job?
writer
same Q?
I once took an on-line "What job are you best suited for?" quiz....
My top 3 Jobs (in order):
1) Assassin
2) Pirate
3) Train Conductor
Since I get motion-sick on trains and boats.... I guess I have to go with Assassin.
Same Question
Dream job? I would love to be the person who gets to pick color names for cosmetics. Like "pefectly peach" or "barbie pink" or .... ok you get the picture. Second to this, well a writer, NATCH!
The Bookinator -- you made me laugh off a rather bad day, thanks! :lol:Quote:
"He is an expert "taster" for professional chefs and bakers around the world. That belly isn't just from cookies and cocoa- the man needs substance."
Next question: flats or heels?
I take it you have seen my pictures? Could you even imagine this 300+ pound (but finally loosing weight! ;) ) GUY, in HEELS? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Sauve.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ROFL.gif
Jeans or dockers?
Anytime! :p
I like flats. (Mainly because I wore heels to a funeral once and almost killed myself while climbing up the stairs to the church. That's the only time I've ever seen someone smile at a funeral.)
Stupid gravity.
CD/mp3 player or listening to the radio?
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Edit: Alas, Pen beat me to it.
Answer to Pen...
Jeans. T-shirt/sweater + jeans = Bookie's outfit
CD/mp3 player or listening to the radio?