Mercury: the chemical element of atomic number 80, a heavy silvery-white metal that is liquid at ordinary temperatures... when taken internally, allows a person to sing Bohemian Rhapsody with flamboyance and flair.
Midnight:
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Mercury: the chemical element of atomic number 80, a heavy silvery-white metal that is liquid at ordinary temperatures... when taken internally, allows a person to sing Bohemian Rhapsody with flamboyance and flair.
Midnight:
Midnight:
That liminal clime
Where, while church bells chime,
With yesterday touching tomorrow,
Thrown wide are the graves
Of bishops and knaves,
In merriment tempered with sorrow.
Submarine
Submarine: A sandwich. A boat that doesn’t need to float. A mythical, yellow object, popular in the 20th century, that people known as “beatles” hypothesized that we all live in.
Devil:
Devil: An evil spirit who torments eggs with mayonnaise and paprika.
Earthworm
Earthworm: The great equalizer. Rich, Middle Class, Poor, Any Race, Any Sex, Any Nation, Any Religion, whatever in the end we all feed earthworms
Poker:
Poker: A fireplace utensil used for clubbing people who cheat at cards.
Detour
Detour: …a backwards Jumble Word of the Day for "tourDe" France: a race for back peddlers
Joker
Joker: A wild card in the deck. A supervillain who got that way because his arch enemy thought he was a batty and his mother refused to show him how to use lipstick.
Hierophant:
Hierophant:
A pachyderm with crystal balls.
Parallelogram
Parallelogram: A square on drugs.
Wheel:
Wheel: A circle that has to work for a living.
Volcano
Volcano: A tool used by Gaia to let off steam and other things depending on how bad things get.
Gaia:
Gaia: A Greek goddess who conspired with her son to castrate her husband, freeing him (the son) to cannibalize the children he had conceived by his own sister. It's all about the bunny rabbits, though. Think green!
Venus
Venus: A lovely Goddess with a less than stellar reputation. 2) What every UFO buff mistakes for a UFO 3) A beautiful woman whose reputation rivals the Goddess' behavior
Mars:
Mars: A bright, red planet. A warrior god who convinced Venus to have sex with him which probably wasn’t all that difficult.
Jupiter
Jupiter: A planet that earthlings make fun of for having no life
Big Bang Theory:
Big Bang Theory: A TV comedy or soap opera for science nerds. A theory that the universe popped out of nothing, or, since that sounds too much like theism, out of an eternal, space-less, timeless, vacuum field of God knows what.
Quantum Theory:
Something to do with safety-pins and Brownean motion. Alternatively, ideas about things that are very small, or for accountants, it means, "Add another nought."
Spanner:
Spanner: A monkey wrench that avoids the whole Darwin business.
Tyrant
Tyrant: A word used to describe a ruler so the ruled will not object when opportunities for revolution present themselves.
Camera:
A dark room in which to secretly conduct trials and inquisitions.
Evidence:
Evidence: The ground underneath an otherwise dubious argument.
Tree:
Tree: Tall plant that mutters "I am Groot!" all the time
Genuine:
Genuine: An inscription commonly found in items of imitation leather.
Empty
Empty: The state of missing something that could have been there but for some odd reason isn’t at the moment.
Lake:
Lake: An ocean that listened to the wrong broker.
Wombat
Wombat: An over-stuffed animal come to life.
Maya:
Maya: A wise and technologically advanced civilization that bled, tortured, and mutilated prisoners of war because, hey, the gods really enjoy pain. Big sports fans, too.
Atlantis
Atlantis: A mystical which once was, is no more, and perhaps never had been.
Heart
Heart: A late-'70s bubblegum rock band to which a generation of suburban kids lost their virginities in the over-chlorinated swimming pools of secret summer nights.
Lava lamp
Lava Lamp: Something more interesting than your navel to stare at during meditation.
Furnace:
Furnace: A place to keep your old Bill Cosby records.
Iguana:
Iguana: Something you don’t wuana be when you grow up.
Evolution:
Evolution: An objective of ommunism.
Belly button
Belly Button: A place to collect morning dew when you fall asleep on the grass.
Time
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Originally Posted by Dark Muse
Time: A mainstream (i.e., dumbed down) news magazine that once advertised for subscriptions with the slogan: "Give her the gift that says you think she's smart." Also a kind of bomb.
Apotheosis
Apotheosis: The point where man decides that all things considered he might as well be God
Trinity:
Trinity: Fancy word for triangle
Pyramid
Pyramid: A point on a cryptic map of the outer cosmos, with the power to make metal objects as sharp as razor blades,. This allowed ancient Egyptians to gain the wisdom of astral beings. And then shave.
Vampire
Vampire: Once a terrifying monster which over time has devolved into an adolescent wet dream
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