:lol: That, Bein, was a hilarious response.
Comic strip: Calvin & Hobbs
If you were a bad case of myopia, how strong a prescription would you need to see clearly?
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Myopia....youropia...I'm not sure the difference, but when I mess things up, I mess them up right...
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If you were another physical ailment, what would it be?
The Clap.
If you were in insect which would you be?
Do arachnids count? If so, then I'd be a wood tick. I'm kind of in the mood to be a villain. . .
If you were spice on your spice rack, which flavor enhancer would you be?
Allspice...just to cover everything...
If you were a fresh ingredient, what would you be, and what would you be added to?
pepper and I'd be added to salsa
If you were a painting what kind of house would you be hanging in?
Children's room, suburban house.
If you were a type of wallpaper, what would the pattern be?
Flowery '60s wallpaper, psychedelic. :p
If you were a cold war spy, what would you code name be?
snoopy
If you were an old building which would you be?
Currituck Lighthouse
If you were a lighthouse keeper, what would your greatest fear be?
Humans.
If you were a country, what continent would you choose to be in?
North America
If you were a tunnel, where would you lead?
Erm, the Land of No Going Back.
If you were a book, what genre would you be?
Historical Fiction
If you were a ship, what would be cooking in your galley?
Yorkshire pudding and gravy.
If you were a character from a film, who would you be?
Tony Stark
If you were a child in a fourth grade classroom, which stereotypical role would you fill?
Erm, fourth graders are 9/10 (I had to look that up) right? Are there any quiet 9/10 years olds? If so, I'd be that one!
If you were a century, which one would you be?
The 19th century
If you were a 19th century mode of transportation, which would it be?
A barouche. Just to show off my wealth.
If you were a marine animal, what would you be?
Seastar.
If you were paint, describe what type you are.
I'd be one of those texturized paints that make the kitchen look like an Italian villa.
If you were a kitchen appliane which would you be?
A modern toaster. Because I pop up when I want to.
If you were me, would you take up a new course this year?
I think that I would indeed.
If you were an ostrich with head underground, what would you see?
The Bakerloo Line! :p
If you were a phobia, which one would you be?
Agoraphobia
If you were a weather condition, what would it be?
late night thunderstorm
If you were an old letter found in the attic, how would it begin
My dearest Annabelle,
As I write from these hills in France, I wish that you could be by my side, but not in the current circumstances. These waves of terror have wreaked havoc on the once gentle hillside. I dream of your voice which in my mind has drowned out the bursts and screams of hell. You are my angel, my deliverer, my hope that pulls me through these trenches...
If you were Annabelle, who did you receive the letter from...and how would you respond?
My stalker... I would report him... Again.
If you were an ABBA song, which one would you be and why?
Dancing Queen because I am.:lol::lol:
If you were a subject taught in school which would you be?
Definitely Physics!
Hail Einstein! ;)
If you were a public enemy number one, who'd ya be?
It's cliche but I have to go with Dillinger.
If you were a cigarette butt being thrown out of a car window on what street would you land?
Why Bourbon, of course! (there's rarely room for cars there, but oh well!) ;)
If you were a sundae, what type (flavour) would you be?
Hot Fudge
If you were a rock band, what would you be called?
Medieval Nights
If you were a child actor/actress, which one would you be?
Oh, probably Will Wheaten.
If you were $5 word, which one would you be?
Lincoln
If you were a creek, where is your source...and where to you lead to?
source: Mountain snow-melt
terminus: a fetid, polluted salt marsh (this is pretty much where all beautiful waters run).
If you were fence, what would you keep out?
Anyone who can't climb fences...
If you were tree, what kind of critters would live in you?
Owls
If you were a bottle of wine, which vineyard would you be from?