Oh yeah :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
No hole's that big :D, sorry, no deal, still my hill ;)Quote:
The other mods see this injustice, and send Jay to live in a hole big enough...
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Oh yeah :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
No hole's that big :D, sorry, no deal, still my hill ;)Quote:
The other mods see this injustice, and send Jay to live in a hole big enough...
I'm sure you are correct with nie, but that wasn't the word I was using. I was using "ni" as in the knights who say ni. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by zanna
Oh yea, still Jay's Hill. For now....
*cues sinister music*
Since the little girl recuit didn't work as well as planned (Kathy, tell your sister to meet me at the playground, 3 o'clock), the ever lazy Bookinator decided to recruit... *cue horror music* THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!! Yes... the one word that rules them all!! The Knights are the guardians of the sacred words, such as Peng, Nyy wom, and Ni. Crying out the fatal monosyllabic word, the Knights descended on Jay with shrill, annoying voices. Unable to handle the insanity, Jay feld from the hill, leaving the Bookinator to pay the Knights with a shrubbery and rule the hill.
MY HILL! *NI!*
Book's Hill !!
The kights payoff was very less, or so they thought, and above that I tell the 'brave' knights that Book is planning their massacre. They are outraged, mind you, they are blood thirsty knights.....Book only invited more trouble, and tsk tsk....what more can I say...~sigh~ I am the only one left on MY HILL :cool:
MY HILL !!
:D :D
I return with the knights. Unknown to Maddie, the knights who say "ni" are now the knights who say "icky-icky-icky-icky-ftang-zoop-boing-zhonzj" and they demand Mads cut down a tall tree with.....a herring! Faced with such a task, poor Maddie runs off leaving me in peace on my hill.
Oh yea, MY hill.
Well if it was just the knights who say "ni" it wouldnt be much of a problem BUT seeing as Kathy is there as well I guess I'll just need to launch the holy hand grenade of antioch at the hill
MY hill (or whats left of it anyway)
Kilt's Hill !!
Alright, Kilt, there is a beer river on the 'other' hill. It will give you a never ending supply of your favourite drink. This was enough to tempt Kilt to abandon the hill, only to be claimed by me, Me, ME...:D
MY HILL !! :cool:
:D :D
Maddie's hill.
But it starts to rain, and maddie is afraid of her hair getting wet, so rushes inside. But I have no fear of rain and claim the hill for mine. :D
Virgil's hill.:banana:
Virgil's Hill !!
I tell Virgie, that someone has kidnapped Brandi :eek2: I point out the direction in which the kidnappers went (which was right down the hill). I play a tape from behind that resembles Brandi's bark, as if saying "Virg, plz come and rescue me". You can't let this happen to your dog, and that too for a mere hill? As Brandi is now being rescued, I can easily claim MY HILL :D :D
MY HILL !! :cool:
Virgil got mad at Madhuri for doing sch a bad thing. Virgil chases her off the hill, and I come up soon after.
MY HILL!!! :)
Chicki's Hill !!
I give her tickets to her favourite team's upcoming hockey match and a chance to have dinner with her favourite player. She runs off to buy a dress for herself.......:D she has to look her best that day.
MY HILL !! :cool:
:D :D
Madhuri, once again using wily ways to dispose of unwanted hill-encroachers, had yet to realize that my middle name is queen-manipulator. (the hyphen makes it one word :)) And so, using my superior manipulation skills, I convince Maddi that since she doesn't have a birthday gift for me, she really must give the hill to me. Can't a gal have the hill in peace at least for ONE DAY?!?!?
MY HILL.
Zanna has the hill. Off in the Shadowlands, The Dragon is doing Spring Cleaning. Opening up the dimentional doorway, he sweeps all his junk out, and it falls down on the hill he once co-owned with Amius the wretched Martian King. Oops! Zanna wonders where the junk came from, but part of it is gold... The Dragon settles back with a tall glass of kerosene. Zanna sifts through the wreakage for more gold. Zanna's hill http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/db...wishdragon.gif
Woo! Still my hill! Is this one of the longest stretches that the hill has stayed in one person's hands? 'Course, I couldna done it without some help from my friends. ;) Arright, y'all. My immunity has probably worn off, so hit me with your best shot. Make it creative, ok? :)
Zanna's Hill !!
I have a great idea for gift, although a bit late for the ocassion, I have brought a cake (with sedatives mixed) :p. Zanna is obviously delighted upon recieving this gift, that she gobbles up the whole cake. I have accomplished my task, in no time she falls asleep, and I push her gently, she rolls off the hill.
MY HILL !! :cool:
:banana:
Madhuri's hill, but not for long. B shows up with his recently formed Latin zydefunk 7 piece band. We put on a concert for Madhuri. Maddie (bless her soul) stayed for the first song, and then packed up and split. Next time, we'll practice before we play for you Madhuri. B...dances a jig on B's hill.
B's Hill
I send a pack of lawyers to the hill regarding B's slander of me saying I was a stalker in the count to 10,000 thread. Let no slur go unpunished! :p B runs off in dismay leaving the hill to my tender ministrations. :D
Kathy's hill.
Kathycf's Hill. It will take more than a pack of lawyers to scare me off, Kathy. I return with a pouch of voodoo shrinking dust. I sprinkle the shrinking dust over the growling snapping lawyers. Hey! I should collect shrunken lawyers. B picks up the shrunken lawyers and places wax paper above and beneath the lawyers. He then inserts the wax paper in between the pages of a massive book. I'm going to press them like leaves in autumn.
Kathy is horrified by my newest collection and flees the hill. I hope your nightmares aren't filled with the high pitched screams of lawyers Kathy...*shudders* B's Hill!
B's Hill
After spending 5 days atop the hill unchallenged; B gets bored and wanders off.
Finding the hill unguarded; Bib stakes his claim.
Bib's Hill.
I tell Bib the touring company of Mamma mia is putting on an impormptu performance at the town hall. Bib runs off to enjoy the show.
Papaya's Hill
Papaya's Hill
Bib, elated by the performance he just witnessed returns to the hill belting out show-tunes at the top of his lungs. Bib sings SO BADLY that Papaya's ears begin to bleed and by the second chorus of "Dancing Queen" her head completely explodes.
After unceremoniously dumping the now decapitated body in the ditch behind the hill; Bib resumes his pathetic attempts at singing and reclaims his hill.
Bib's Hill
Bib's Hill
I saunter up casually and say hello to Bib. "Nice blue moon we are having, eh Bib?"
"Yes Kathy, it is...I guess"
'Yep, werewolves get the regular full moon but do you know what comes out during a blue moon, Bib?"
"Why no, Kathy, I don't...but I suppose you will tell me..."
"The dreaded 1980's Mall Chick, of course"
"Kathy, what is going on with your bangs? Why did they sprout 5 inches into the air just now? How did your jeans turn into acid wash...and is that Love's Baby Soft perfume I smell?"
[Bib backs slowly away from Kathy]
"Why, Bib, whatever is wrong with you? Don't you like listening to Def Leppard? Wait, no don't run away like that, come back!" *shrug*
Oh well, I guess I can finally enjoy MY hill now.
1980's Mall Chick's Hill....:D
1980's Mall Chick's Hill.
I walk up the hill with my bic lighter I bought especially for the Bon Jovi concert, just the sight of a lighter 1980's Mall Chick's runs away shielding her hair.
Papaya's Hill
ROTFL...one must beware lighters and hair that is encased in Aqua Net hairspray. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Yep, I got pwned. Still Papaya's hill. (But I'll get you another time!)
Papaya's Hill
Although the hill has significantly changed geographically since Piglet's last adventures there, she tries an age-old trick knowing the ruler will fall for it: Piglet throws papayas over the hill so they land on the other side. As usual, Papaya runs to their rescue. Piglets captures the hill.
Piglet's Hill
Piglet's Hill, but not for long.
Hockeychick is walking by and tells Piglet that Pooh needs help he is stuck in a tree again with honey bees storming around. Piglet runs to his aid! What a great friend, but not very bright!
MY HILL!!!
Hockey Chick's hill
Piglet soon realizes that she has been tricked. She sends a book explaining Kathy and Aim's fascination with turnips. Hockey Chick is captivated. She(?) trips and rolls down the hill. Piglet reclaims her hill and plants peonie bushes.
Piglet's Hill
Piglet's Hill
While Piglet is digging the holes in which she plans to plant peonie bushes; Bib surreptitiously replaces said peonies with Poison Ivy. Piglet, so pleased with her Turnip Book subterfuge, fails to notice. Bib stifles an EVIL laugh.
Piglet, now covered head to toe with a livid red itching rash, runs full-speed to find the nearest bottle of Calamine Lotion.
Bib's Hill.
Bib's Hill
Haha! he is still laughing uncontrolably. Little does he know hockeychick planted a poison ivy plant right behind him. He falls over laughing and runs to join Piglet in the search for no itch.
Hockeychicks Hill!
(((Yeah Me))))
HC's Hill
I walk up with my tickets to the Stanley Cup finals. HC takes them and runs off.
Papaya's hill
Papaya's Hill
Bib installs a wall-sized mirror on the hill. Papaya can't stand it and storms off.
Bib's Hill.
Bib's Hill
Bib keeps turning to defend his hill from potential usurpers; but time & again realizes that it is just his reflection in that wall-sized mirror.
Still Bib's Hill (or maybe Bib's Reflection's Hill)
Bib's reflection's Hill
Bib's reflection realizes he fell through the looking glass and that the Red Queen is yelling "off with his head" and the Mad Hatter ate all the cake. Bib runs off to go ask Alice....something ;)
Kathy's Hill
Kathy has the hill.
I haven't seen Kathy for a while because I've been on a dragon migration so I fly down for a good chat and end up staying.
The hill is still Kathy's but now you have to get passed the fire breathing dragon too (that's me) :D
Now then. Who's first into my stomach?
Kathy's Hill
Bib returns to the conventional side of the looking-glass to find his hill is now occupied by that darn Kathy and a very large dragon. What luck a stoke of luck that while in the other side of the mirror he learned a secret from the Monstrous Crow. That secret: All huge winged creatures are ticklish beneath their wings! (Just like all furry creatures love it when you scratch behind their ears)
Bib decides that this is the time to test his new-found knowlege. Sneaking up behind Bluebiird he begins to tickle that tender spot. It works! Soon Bluebiird is rolling on the ground snorting fiery laughter. Poor Kathy is immoliated by one prolonged fit of giggles.
The dragon flies off as soon as possible, Bib sweeps up the pile of ashes that was once KathyCF, and reclaims his hill.
Bib's Hill
Bib's Hill.
I have my new found Duck friends dive bomb the hill and chase Bib away.
Papaya's Hill
Papaya's Hill
Symphony puts Papaya's ducks in another distant pool and watches the strongly infatuated Papaya follow them, away she goes!
Symphony takes over.
Symph's Hill.
With a tiny portion of gold from my dragon horde I buy the hill off of symphony and now it is mine, I'll obliterate anyone that tries to tickle me again.
You have been warned Bib.
Bluebiird's hill.
Bluebiirds Hill
Bib waits patiently until he can hear the loud rumblings of the dragon's stomach. Then, using a bull-horn (so as to be heard from outside of the fame-zone) he mentions to the hungry dragon that there is a Promise Keeprs rally on a hill a few miles away. After one or two more growls from that great stomach, the thought of all of those yummy virgins is too much for Bluebiird to resist. When the great dragon flies off for a snack, Bib takes the hill.
Bib's Hill