The PAM secretly loves turnips. . . come out of the toolshed, PAM! :D
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The PAM secretly loves turnips. . . come out of the toolshed, PAM! :D
Hyacinth sleeps on a mattress of turnips at nights.
The PAM is the original squeezer of Charmin. Listen to Mr Whipple, PAM!
( I guess people will have to be of a "certain age" to get that reference...) ;)
The PAM drives by the local Wendy's, enters the local Taco Bell and scares all the poor workers by shouting "Where's the beef!"
The PAM is lost and lonely in her mind, it being a strange place and all... http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/black_cat.gif
The PAM does not tiptoe through the tulips, he stomps them into the ground. :goof:
Touche! :lol: (you made me crack up with that one ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
I hear the PAM refuses to trim her nose hairs and is slowly training them to curl up.
When will the PAM stop shedding all over the furniture when he pops by to chat? :brow:
The PAM took a black and white photo of himself, replicated it several times, photo shopped a different color into each one, then tried to sell them on Ebay as original Andy Worhol.
I thought you might like that, plus I figured it would let you know there was at least ONE other person that knows not to squeeze the Charmin! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kathycf
the PAM wears white shoes after Labor Day. What a fashion faux pas! :eek: ;)
The PAM dips the edges of her brand new books in coffee to make them appear older.
The PAM shouts in a quiet movie theater.
And if the flick has a full moon in it, the PAM jumps up on his seat and howls! :lol:
The PAM has squeaky shoes.
The PAM's coffin lid creaks.
The PAM sprays his coffin lid hinges with WD-40 to keep them in non-squeaking order.
The PAM could use some mausoleum mold remover.
The PAM is all smoke and no fire, what kind of dragon is he?? :lol:
The PAM causes fainting and bodily injury in poor innocent beauty queens who only want to bring about world peace. :lol:
The PAM wakes up at night shouting Eureka! when she can hardly calculate what 2 + 2 is :lol:
The PAM throws away the corn kernals and just eats the cob.
The PAM is right now wearing one sock red and the other yellow...
... on her ears :p
The PAM likes to use pointy sticks on innocent bystanders untill they bleed.
And still the PAM does nothing about it but look and laugh and point fingers ;)
I can't help laughing about it, it is funny watching the PAM use pointy sticks at bystanders while shouting something about undergarments not being worn properly. :D
*checks* talking about not wearing undergarments properly... the PAM should learn how to wear it properly ;)
What's wrong with wearing it on my head, it keeps all the death rays from space from hitting me you know :nod:
The PAM's been hit by deathrays once too many times. Her brain is so fried, you can't even make scrambled eggs out off them. :p
PAM's got turnips-for-brains.
The PAM wears socks with his sandals. :eek:
Gee, am I being too harsh here? ;)
The PAM brushes her hair with a rabbit's foot.
The PAM is jealous of the PATPAM as he's completely bald.
The PAM sneaks into people's houses and puts depillatory cream into their shampoo, thus assuring baldness. Shocking! :p
I might be doing just that, but the PAM puts glue into people's shampoos so... who's more evil? :p
But...*looks innocently* I thought that was supposed to be good for balding...keeps what hair is on the scalp firmly stuck in place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay
Looks like the PAM is more evil, she puts motor oil in bubble bath. :brow: :D
Still better than fiddling with the taps and the pipes to make only cold water come through ;), just like the PAM does! :p
The PAM knocks old people down.
The PAM wears a beehive hairdo. That is like, so last century! :p
The PAM is....well, what I'm trying to say the PAM is...
Geez...why is it so hard....
The PAM is getting a pale mushroom complexion from living underground!