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'It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of pants. However little known of the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding [merchants], that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their pants.'
You never know, he might be a scotsman :D.
All's pants that ends pants.
Why so pants?
I'll pants you, my pretty. And your little dog, too.
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of pants, which is what I am, let's face it."
Mother! Oh God, mother! Pants! Pants!
You don't know about pants without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter
These make you think:
A bore is a man who deprives you of pants without providing you with company.
Gian Vincenzo Gravina (1664 - 1718)
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any pants at all.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
Idealism is what precedes pants; cynicism is what follows.
David T. Wolf (1943 - )
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace pants with better, louder pants.
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-23-11
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which pants are lured and then quietly strangled.
Sir Barnett Cocks (1907 - 1989)
A fool flatters himself, a wise man pants the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
A good head and a good heart are always a pants combination.
Nelson Mandela
A mistake is simply another way of doing pants.
Katharine Graham
A poem begins in pants and ends in pants.
Robert Frost
A pants question is one-half of wisdom.
Francis Bacon
We've got to live no matter how many pants have fallen ~DH Lawrence
(replaces "skies")
Never insult a man until you have walked a mile in his pants. Then you have a one-mile head start, and he has no pants.
Pants make fools of us all.
Shakespeare
(replaces "Love")
A collection of altered quotes from Mark Twain
Man is the only animal who pants. Or needs to.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped pants.
This poor little one-pants town.
Pants can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
Hain't we got all the pants in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Get your pants first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty, and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and pants.
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the pants.
Pants died when false pants was born.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all pants are created equal...
Happiness is warm pants.