When you went to a McDonalds to lose weight.
Why does the nice thick snow you get on Sunday always melt Monday, so chances of snowdays are GONE?
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When you went to a McDonalds to lose weight.
Why does the nice thick snow you get on Sunday always melt Monday, so chances of snowdays are GONE?
Because Mondays are situated near the equator.
How come my heart yearns for yarn?
Because you misspelled "yam".
Where are we?
I am lost here and you approximately there! :lol:
What keeps us going when everything says quit?
Energizer batteries! They keep going, and going, and going!
What is the best?
The Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC!
What is second best?
A vote that affirms the first place.
Why is this smilie winking at me?
because it sees some of lunch still in between your teeth.
why does snow have to be cold? why can't it be cozy...
because cozy is only in magazines.
How come nobody I know personally likes to read as much as I do?
To get you to join up at LitNet.
Do people's legs get tired when they run for office?
yes, that's why they start slinging mud, to bring the other canidates to their knees.
Why are ladders so scary?
because the black cat walked under it on friday the 13th
why there is no i in team but there is in pie?
Because if you interchange 'e' of team with 'i' in 'pie,' it may not have any impact on the 'team' but the meaning of 'pie' will change completely. :p :p :D
Why do we have only ten fingers and two hands?
What youse what youse should have ten hands an' only two fingers? :cool:
Why do I talk like dis?
because you prefer not to talk like dat.....
why do people count sheep when they need to sleep? (and if you dont, then where did the expression come from?)