Yes. Done deal.
Would you eat a dead cockroach if it had been sterilized and couldn't possibly harm you, and you were paid a month's wages to do so?
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Yes. Done deal.
Would you eat a dead cockroach if it had been sterilized and couldn't possibly harm you, and you were paid a month's wages to do so?
Yes. I'm saving up for a Roomba and this would go a long way.
Would you bake a cake for your sweetie's birthday?
No. She doesn't like cake. I buy her Asian pears.
Would you allow yourself to be bitten in the crotch by a king cobra if a physician were at hand to administer anti-venom, and you were paid a year's wages for doing so?
What an open-to-interpretation question! Are you wearing jeans? a spacesuit? pajamas, or nothing?
I would do it if it were pajamas and Warren Buffett's year's wages. Then agan, since it's such a sensitive place, the shock of it might kill you. . .
Would you serve if you got jury duty or try to get out of it?
as a foreman? No, I guess not.
Taking into consideration the dwindling moral values of/in today's societies: would you consider yourself dignified, as a human being, who categorizes him/herself as a role model/an inspiration for others to look up to or you consider your best is still to come be it, morally, ethically or even spiritually?
No. If I did I'd be a jury foreman.
Are people who appear dignified necessarily the ones with dignity?
Not necessarily 'cause appearances can be deceiving, just like seniority might not be a symbol of maturity. Clearly a case of biting more than they can chew.
The question again..
Taking into consideration the dwindling moral values of/in today's age/societies: would you consider yourself dignified, as a human being, who categorizes him/herself as a role model/an inspiration for others to look up to or you consider your best is still to come be it, morally, ethically or even spiritually?
Um, no? But it was sweet of you to give me a second chance.
Would you re-enter a burning workplace building to try to rescue a co-worker you didn't much like?
Well, just a dash.
Would you suck up to a bad boss as a way to get ahead.
No, I hope not.
Would you butcher a bird you raised and then eat it for dinner?
Been there, done that, but no, I wouldn't do it anymore.
Would you jar a hook into a fish's mouth, throat, or belly, forcibly change the water pressure it was experiencing, haul it into an oxygen environment, then not eat it (as opposed to practicing g catch and release)?
Not if I could help it. (Legal size limits and all that.) I try to eat anything I catch.
Would you selflessly give the last ice cream in the container to your friend, or would you sneak into the fridge at midnight and eat it all yourself?
No, but I would selfishly shelve a shellfish, shuck the same, suck the shells, then selflessly share said shellfish with with elvish and other friends.
Would you lend money to a broke friend if you thought that your friend might spend it on lottery tickets?
Yes,
If you could bean expert in any archaic dead language which would you choose?
Eventually it would be spent. I really dislike going to the bank so I would probably spent that rather than stop by the bank for my weekly allowance.
If you had a $1.00 would you give me .99?
No.
Do you "regift" Christmas presents that you don't want?
no, usually not - but cannot rule out completely.
Would you date a guy who is less intelligent than you? (and for the purposes of this exercise the definition of intelligence is: a person less intelligent than yourself using every single measure you would use, measures others use, and all other measures know to yourself.
I wouldn't date a guy, even if he was Einstein.
Would you command a firing squad?
uhhh yeah, if they were firing up doobies....
If you had to go to a potluck at work what would you bring?
A Vickers machine gun...
Would you rather be a Spartan or an Athenian?
An Athenian. From the Boston of Greece.
Edit: Would you ever forget to include the question after answering?
Have done so, and have also forgotten that it's in the "Would you" category.
Would you climb a tall tree?
Only if sufficiently motivated by reward.
Would you go pot-holing?
Hahaha. . I don't really know what that is! If it's fun and good for me, then sure.
Would you tell us what pot-holing is?
Pot-holing is caving, or spelunking in American parlance. So I guess the answer is yes.
would you try to count all the penguins at the South Pole?
No, only the first six or seven.
Would you fly on Malaysia Airlines?
Never thought about it, but I'd say the likelihood is low.
Would you read an Irish epic?
Been there, done that.
If you had survived a plane crash on a remote mountain top, would you eat the passengers who had not survived if there was no other food?
No
Would you swim with dolphins?
Yes
If you were transported back as the leader of the Aztecs who would be your first human sacrifice?
Cortez.
Would you vote green?
It's a possibility. (of course I will read up and find out what that means before I cast my ballot)
Would you go to the theater to watch a marathon of Woody Allen movies?
Probably not.
If Woody Allen ran for president, would you vote for him? ( by the way, have you ever wondered why Mr Allen calls himself "Woody?")
I would not. (and it never occurred to me to question it)
Would you take a submarine ride under the north pole?
Yes. Over the North Pole would take longer than really have.
Would you hunt tigers on elephant-back if they (tigers) weren't endangered?