the only riddle that comes to mind is this one:
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of Arkansas?
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the only riddle that comes to mind is this one:
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of Arkansas?
No cause he's dead.
If a plane crashed on the Canadian/US border where would they bury the survivors?
Would there be any remains to bury? Was it a fiery crash?
No, no, no, of course not! Don't you know all plane crashes are never fiery or involve flames. Duh. :p
Why am I suffering from random mood swings today? Argh...
Hormones? The weather? Lack of sleep? :p Sorry, whenever i have mood swings it is always one of those three
What would be your ideal house and why?
My ideal house would have to be on a plot of land that collects a lot of sunlight. The indoors would be painted white (or some other bright color). The trim and doors would be white. The carpet would be white. Everything would be bright and white. It would also have a downstairs dark room for the days when the bright white bugs me (and that wouldn't be often). The yard would be level (I don't want any hassles with mowing). The house would be on a dead-end road so that there wouldn't be much traffic.
The kitchen would be large, with a window, a pantry, and a place for a small table.
There would be a formal dining room. There would be a garage and rec room. There would be at least two bathrooms (in case one was broken). The number of bedrooms I had would depend on the number of kids I had.
The neighborhood would be relatively safe and just a few minutes from work.
I don't ask for much, do I? :D
Have you ever had to throw up during a test?
Nope, well except that sobriety test... HAHA just kidding.
If you could be the president/Prime Minister of any country which would it be?
America. Unequivocally America. Anyone would suffice as president besides this strong-willed hypocrite who is in control of the white house... Until '08 that is. Why aren't Nancy Peloski and the other Democrats who constitute majority leadership in the senate and house, doing anything? :( Cutting military funding doesn't entirely neutralize this idiot's power..
If you were not limited to mantaining a healthy diet and all provisions provided a substantial quantity of supplimentary nutrients and vitamins which foods would you gorge on?
haha, fun question. Well even if I was allowed to break away from my strict macrobiotics I don't think I would. I'd love to gorge on lots of vegan chocolate, nuts and tropical fruit, tofu icecream, and lots of delicious organic wholegrain goodies like pancakes,pasta and cookies. Mmmmm
Good one, same Q
Oh dear, you had to ask that question....
OK, honestly -- I'd fill a bathtub with bridge mixture and jump in and not come out till all were gone.
Now you know just what kind of a chocoholic you are dealing with... :lol:
Next poster --- you are stranded on a beach island and can chose one person/living being (dog) to join you. Who/what would be your choice?
My mom
Same Q
Wifey! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Pinky.gif
Same question!
Nobody I guess.
What distracts you most and what do you do to avoid it?
People. I live in the white house you can just see over the hill and have a pained face. I also throw marbles at trick or treaters. Nobody knocks on the door anymore.:thumbs_up
If you were to be dropped on a desert island, who would you blame?
no one because it was proly my fault
whats your favorit food?