Pam

The PAM has a collection of used gum she dutifully collects from under tables, around trash bins, etc..

PAM has this strong urge to eat secondhand lollipop. ooh PAM...

PAM can count only up to twelve.

PAM's avatar has an appallingly low framerate.

PAM recycles the toothpicks and uses them again and again... for months!

The PAM only wears clothes she knitted herself.

PAM builds 10 feet towers from Pringles Cans, then she takes photos of it, frames it and hangs it on the wall.

PAM once tried to rip-off Any Warhol by painting pictures of Pringles cans. Bad PAM. :p

PAM paints his teeth everyday to match his clothing.

PAM is a raccoon-eyed zombie.

PAM should quit to one pack a day...

Congratulations to PAM! She had her annual bath on Christmas Day!

PAM is too little, too late. And her too little ain't too much.

PAM is simply too much! :p

PAM dropped the turkey out the window on Christmas and ruined everyone's holiday.