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That cannot be spent!
You are already down money
Don't bet the mortgage!

Dont bet the mortgage!
But the ponies call, my dear.
I'll not be gone long.

I'll not be gone long
Just down the street to the bar
You'll hear me sing.

you'll hear me sing
and you'll wish you hadn't.
Just bring me a rum.

Just bring me a rum.
Under the eaves of this house.
Watching the rain pound.

watching the rain pound
such peace in such violence
start fresh, once again?

Start fresh, once again?
Such a weary existence.
Should I just lay down?

Should I just lay down
Paper plates and plastic forks
For this caviar?

:wave: Hi Riesa. It's been a while.

For this caviar
I will walk to the far east.
But pizza for now.

Hi Virgil. It's nice to see you around too. School's in!

But pizza for now
Is too damn fattening so
I'll stick with salad.

I'll stick with salad
dressed in tears and my cold sweat
wherefore art thou love?

wherefore art thou love?
eyes stare unseeing. please wont
you, say something nice

You, say something nice.
No way, mom. What if I snort?
Will you now spank me?

Will you now spank me?
Mistress, I fear I have been
Terribly naughty.

To the younger members of the Forums: I'M SORRY!! :bawling:

Terribly naughty
Not enough votes for August
Elimination.