Would You??

Air Force- honorable discharge

If you could be a superhero who would you be

Not even close to being referred as a hero but if we can bend the gender issue , would like to experience a day in the life The Collector.

Which Marvel Superhero (gender issue notwithstanding) would you like to impersonate in real life?

Holden Caulfield, he was the hero of catcher in the rye and a marvel superhero in my book.

Would you always read kids comics?

Probably not. Too many pictures, too few words

Would you give up your ability to read/write for a million dollars?

Tempting but after that what??...in my case, no.

Same question.

Yes- then i would pay for someone to read to me. A Swedish (or possibly Danish) model.

Would you say anything publically(outside of friends/family/supporters) politically incorrect of any significance?

No.

Would you?

normally I say yes, but I lie sometimes, if the company is full of bleeding pawns or hearts

Would you admit to bribing in your country?

If I did it yes.


Would you rather drink a milkshake or eat ice cream?

Ice cream, every time!

Would you help a chicken across the road?

Definitely, yes. Then I would take her home. Dinner, dinner~~
would you kill someone if paid an astronomical amount of money? knowing that the person is perfectly innocent and he's of the same nationality (thus, not a potential enemy in a war).

It all depends on your definition of astronomical.

Would you be able to kill an animal, prepare it and then eat it?

No. (maybe a chocolate covered ant)

Would you expose classified government information, if you disagreed with the actions of your country?

If it showed the government was engaging in unethical behavior and abuse of power , I could.

Would you?

yea.

Would you eat less in order to stop gaining weight over the long run?

It doesn't seem to work.

Would you donate your organs, even if you were still using them?

Only if you needed them, my dearest Hawkman.

And speaking of organs, would you let your heart overrule your head in an important decision?

Only if it involved a woman in stockings...

If you found a treasure map, would you dig where X marked the spot?

Heck yeah!

Would you ghost hunt?

Only for friendly ghosts such as Casper - not mean ghosts AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!

Would participate in those paintball war games?

Probably, when I was a bit more nimble. Now - nah....

Would you inform on a friend or neighbour for profit?

a friend, no and it would depend on the neighbour

Would you lie/cover up for a friend?

Depends on what they'd done and to whom!

Would you knock-off your spouse for the insurance?

I'm afraid I can't comment on that.
Would you?

I'm sure it was an accident.


Would you ask your spouse/partner to have cosmetic surgery if there was something you didn't like about them?

No second chances. If there was something I didn't like about a spouse or partner it would be time to engage in some midnight gardening in the woods!

If you were strapped for cash would you sell your partner, or perhaps just rent them out?

No, but I would let them rent me for a high price to a consortium of Swedish and Italian models.

Would you photo bomb tourists on a Caribbean cruise during their shore excursion while walking to lunch(because you work on the island)?

No. I'd use hand grenades, then I'd steal all their valuables, their credit cards and any shoes that would fit me. I'd then retire from my job bussing tables at the beach club, buy a speedboat and escape to a new life in some country where I'd be really appreciated. Maybe Ukraine or North Korea...

Would you buy a house in Gaza?

Yes, but only if you promise to rescue me when it gets hit by an Israeli bomb.

Would you buy a haunted house?

I'd be delighted ;)

Not if it was in Gaza, even if it was haunted by you :D anywhere else not in a war zone, then yes, providing the ghost was friendly.

Would you eat a bowl of rhubarb?

Yes.

If you were to adopt would you question a lawyer as to why the adoption legal fees are much lower for African children than children from North America or Europe?

I would think about it but I don't think I'd ask as I'm afraid I know what the answer would be.

Would you adopt a special needs child?

No, but I am keen to be adopted as a special needs parent...

Would you row the Atlantic in a coracle?

no

Would you row down a stream in a coracle you built?

Sure, why not?

Would you swim the Hellespont?

If I can wear my water wings.

If your neighbors routinely keep their blinds open for the neighborhood to see their bedroom goings on, would you tell them?

Of course not. I'd watch through binoculars and set up a camera and tripod. I'd then post the resulting video on the internet. Wouldn't you? :devil:

Would you leave your bedroom curtains open?

Nope, too many weird people out there. ( not to mention the person above) :)

Would you help an old man cross the street not knowing he's stalking someone ?

Oh, let the old man stalk - have some fun!

Would you go drive back home (10 mins away from home) if you forgot your smartphone?

Of course!

Would you walk around in public wearing a Boy Scout uniform?