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Originally Posted by BlueRose
Ok...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...leys/hyper.gif
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Originally Posted by BlueRose
Ok...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...leys/hyper.gif
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Originally Posted by kathycf
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Can Mr. Can can a can? http://bluerose.batcave.net/emoticons/whistling.gif
Can he can-can while he cans the can? While on the can?
hmmm, Can A B C?
why are we talking about the alphabet when the real question is how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
What IF a wood chuck could not chuck wood? We wouldn't be able to find out how much a wood chuck chucks, isn't it?
What if no one here actually knows exactly what a "woodchuck" is? Can the woodchuck still chuck wood assuming said woodchuck hypothetically exists? What will we do with all the wood the woodchuck chuck's our way, can we can it in shiny cans for marketing as Canned Chucked Wood (freshly chucked by the woodchuck who chucked wood, would you like a can?) http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/masyanya.gif
Is not a woodchuck a member of the rodent family? Perhaps wearing a plaid shirt like a lumberjack? ;)
Isn't that why manly men who wear lumberjack plaid shirts are usually named 'Chuck'?
How many manly men named 'Chuck' have you seen wearing lumberjack plaid shirts?
And do they usually wear women's clothing and hang out in bars?
(And now, for something completely different...)
Well, Kathy, I'm no snitch, see, but our friend the woodchuck has a birthday on February 2, I'm fairly sure, but you do understand you didn't hear this from me? Don't you think Simple Simon had a point asking to taste a pie before buying it? I mean you don't buy a car without trying it out, do you? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/black.gif
So you think a groundhog is mostly like a woodchuck, except it sings the Monty Python Lumberjack song?
What is this about some guy named Simon buying a car?
Has Simon bought a car?
Well, in my neck of the woods, do you know we call them "groundhogs", "woodchucks", "chucks", "whistlepigs", and other names and I believe the encyclopedia will agree with us that they are all the same animal? I don't know if Simple Simon ever bought that car, he was still asking the Pieman to taste or sample his goods at the fair but the Pieman was rather uncooperative don't you think? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/er...smiley-002.gif