Pam

And PAM has to use a microscope to achieve the same effect!

:p

PAM has an iron-fist in a cotton glove.

PAM has a cotton-fist in an Iron Glove.

Pam is new.

PAM hasn't read the rules of this particular game.

The PAM likes to make sculptures of herself out of potatos and give theme out as Christmas gifts.

PAM sells my potato sculptures on Ebay, claiming they are her own artistic work.

PAM's real yet secret name is " Follow the Rules"...and the nick name is "Read the Rules"

PAM is Ebonon, who likes to go on and on and on.

The PAM is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having 5'6" toenails.

PAM is a Tigers fan! Ha! Ha! Do they even play baseball?

PAM did laugh on his joke (?)

PAM hardly ever laughs out loud (not wanting to display the missing teeth...).

PAM is obsessed with rules and reads them every now and then...again n again.

PAM plots about the person above him the whole night in the secret attic.