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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Just a wee segue off the track, musing on this subject:

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to search for actual facts on the internet for this kind of subject? If you tried, I'd guess that the first billion or so responses will be porn rather than science.

Guess I'll just have to use the real thing.

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:lol: I guess I'll have to martyr myself and check out all those porn sites for the sake of mankind :lol:

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

That jocky's a bad man!

He's also drinks.

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:eek2: Do you think I should warn Isidro:cold: He might spike her tea

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

:lol: I guess I'll have to martyr myself and check out all those porn sites for the sake of mankind :lol:

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Geez soundo I will have to save you from yourself. Never watch a porn site without a boxerless kilted brainless git by your side. Never start a thread without allowing for the prosaic male downer. Of course, you realize I am referring to Atheist. How about this for a fantasy, me and you sitting on the sofa, holding hands and watching the X Factor, It just doesnt get any better does it? Heading for the concrete bunker now! :)

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

I'm not allowed to tell you, or all the blokes with small shoes would kill me.

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:goof: Ah yes, I see your point :nod: My first husband wore a size 13; every part of him was long and lanky: When he walked out of the shower his appendage looked like a great pendulum swinging between two long skinny legs...That is one of the few things I remember about him; and that the first several months of my married life, I had a sore throat:lol:
It was really a shame he hated sex:(

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Altering in size isn't really the case so much as familiarity enabling to feel that way. I suppose muscular development might come into it. [!] This could be a subject for some serious research!

I'll have to check my calendar.

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:idea: I'm already there! We'll win a Nobel Peace Prize for our findings; or should I say, a Nobel Piece Prize :thumbs_up

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Originally Posted by jocky

Geez soundo I will have to save you from yourself. Never watch a porn site without a boxerless kilted brainless git by your side. Never start a thread without allowing for the prosaic male downer. Of course, you realize I am referring to Atheist. How about this for a fantasy, me and you sitting on the sofa, holding hands and watching the X Factor, It just doesnt get any better does it? Heading for the concrete bunker now! :)

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:ladysman: I always thought it would be an interesting turn for a woman to put her hand up a man's skirt for a change :lol:

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

:ladysman: I always thought it would be an interesting turn for a woman to put her hand up a man's skirt for a change :lol:

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I have to go now as my wife has just come back from the bingo, she says I have to get off the computer and get my act together, she also says I have got to forget these virtual affairs as they can only lead to trouble. She says that the computer will get me into big trouble one of these days. There is no arguing with the Professor of Phsychology at Edinburgh University and to forget whats under my kilt, as she lost interest years ago. Good night all, I have to go to my bed. :(

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

:goof: Ah yes, I see your point

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

:idea: I'm already there! We'll win a Nobel Peace Prize for our findings; or should I say, a Nobel Piece Prize :thumbs_up

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You're in great form!

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Originally Posted by jocky

Good night all, I have to go to my bed. :(

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You need a lap top.

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Originally Posted by jocky

There is no arguing with the Professor of Phsychology at Edinburgh University and to forget whats under my kilt, as she lost interest years ago. :(

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:brow: She is absolutely right; there is nothing worse than an old lady pursuing you across the Atlantic; while you are safely nestled on your couch, lagger in hand, watching the Xfactor. Hey, wait, what is the Professor doing:eek: I'd go searching up that skirt for the winnings:lol:

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

:lol:



You're in great form!



You need a lap top.

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:lol: Thank you, Atheist, as are you, always! Well, Jocky has been put to bed by his wife; I guess it's just us.:ladysman:

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Originally Posted by Three Sparrows

What happened to this discussion?!!!!! Its supposed to be thread about the 'Benefits of Celibacy and Chastity' not some chat about body parts and private life. Haven't you people any pride, or at the very least decency? I check out this thread out of curiosity as to what people think on a certain subject, only to find this disgusting conversation going on. If you want to broadcast the condition of your love life, please, please! Don't do it on the Religion section of a literature website! If you are so desperate, talk to your spouse, not the world.
I can't believe this...

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:angel: Sorry you misunderstood the discussion; we are talking about the benefits of Celibacy. One only knows if one has experienced it. Religion is, at best, a guideline for people; Experience is fire testing it.
You know, I've read some of Dostoyevsky, it often seems very distressing. I know of at least two serial killers who were also great fans of his work. Be careful, my child, and don't take things so seriously. By the way, Robert Frost has much more uplifting poetry than one about being destroyed twice (that's really bad luck I'd say) Best Wishes:thumbs_up

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

:brow: She is absolutely right; there is nothing worse than an old lady pursuing you across the Atlantic; while you are safely nestled on your couch, lagger in hand, watching the Xfactor. Hey, wait, what is the Professor doing:eek: I'd go searching up that skirt for the winnings:lol:

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Soundo you are sewing seeds of doubt in my head, does the bingo usually close at four in the morning? I will put this to threesparrows, what with all that experience he, she or it has, an answer will surely be forthcoming. :lol:

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Originally Posted by motherhubbard

Yes, I think he did:nod:. I love The Joshua Tree. (Turns out, I also love stripping firemen!)

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Surely you meant strapping fireman. The use of language on the forum is going dooonhill rapidly. :)

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Originally Posted by jocky

Surely you meant strapping fireman. The use of language on the forum is going dooonhill rapidly. :)

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:lol: Did sewing seeds work? Ah, we women are such an evil lot; but what can we do? It all started with this naughty snake behind a tree and some naked bloke wearing a fig leaf! It seems like you are just too popular though; now that naughty motherhubbard is after you. Now if you manage to get away from all these women; I could show you my tropical paradise where you could shed that kilt and run free...

Soooooo, who's supposed to be doing homeowrk right now??

Not me! :D

I am preparing my lesson plans for next week now.

I'm actually doing work work. Although we were supposed to have an assignment to think about and list what pushes our buttons but it hasn't been posted yet.

No complaints, I am sure! :D

I have done some dent on my reading this weekend as well. I need to find some material to analyse as well this week.

Between the forum and Reno 911 I'm getting a lot of work done.:goof:

i am procrastinating :(