Pam

pam uses gum for hair gel!!!

PAM uses gel on their underarm hair!

pam uses gel for their contact lenses!!!!!!!!!!!

PAM doesn't wear contact because they like bumping into things!!

PAM bumps into people to make small talk.

PAM borrows things and doesn't give them back, to make small talk when the person wants their stuff back! :eek:

pam breaks the stuff they borrow then gives it back like nothing happened to it!!!!

PAM sells the stuff she has borrowed from others on Ebay.

The PAM makes all her outfits from grocery bags and tin foil.

PAM uses cardboard boxes as furniture in her house.

pam uses nothing as their furnature!!!

The PAM's room wallpaper is rainbowbright..and some pink unicorns.

The PAM likes to chew on discarded corn cobs as a midnight snack.

The PAM loves papaya with such passion, that she doesn't care whether it is still unripe; or spoiled.

Pam thought that opera and Oprah were one and the same.