If you were a...

I'd be one of those great yellow Egyptian hunting cats with a beautiful stone collar.

If you were a ballon, where would you fly?

To the moon.

If you were a ball, what kind would you be?

Squeezy stress ball.

If you were a dinosaur, which one would you be?

The extinct one.

If you were a fashion model, would you be anorexic?

No, I have trouble being anorexic at the best of times.:lol: Let alone stay that way forever.

If you were an truck, what would your load be?

Anything but Mexicans. ;)

If you were a man, would you date your best friend?

If I liked my best friend more than a friend, then yes. Otherwise, no.

If you were home, what type would you be?

A castle.

You?

I would love a castle... To go with my monarch... Hahaha.

If you were plant, what type would you be?

Poppy. Well, not really. :D

If you were a shark, would you eat dolphins?

No, dear, sharks in Aus have a liking for humans, so humans - it is!

If you were a boat, wher would you sail to?

Somalia. To join those pirates.

If you were Carl Sagan, would you cure your obsession with dandelions?

I don't know, dandelions are cute.

If you were me, would you spend less time on litnet or more?

Probably more.


If you were a cookbook which cuisine would you specialize in?

Caribbean

If you were a language, which would you be?

OOh French..

If you were a book, which one would you be?

Common Sense by Thomas Paine, perhaps if I were the book I'd have some of what it talks about. :P

If you were a Shakespearean character, who would you be?

Macbeth.

Same question?

Iago

You?

Miranda

If you were a drug, which would you be?

LSD

You?

MDMA :P

If you were a house cat, what would your name be?

Kafka

If you had to invade a country, which one would it be?

Italy, demanding Tiramasu for dessert every day!

you?

France. They give up easily. :D Kidding!

If you were an actor, would you be Jack Nicholson?

no, I'm a girl!!!


If you were Brad Pitt, would you shave the beard?

If you asked me to.

If you were Angelina Jolie, would you please ...please stop adopting kids?

Yes I would, both ask you to shave and stop adopting kids.

If you were a "circus freak" what would you be?

Your imagination goes places. Umm... an awe-inspiring giant.

You?

Contortionist ;D


If you were a superhero, what would change you into a villain?

Costume ;)

If you were the premier of a state, what would your first action be?

Move to legalize weed :P Family Guy Episode becomes a reality.

If you were a shape shifter, what would be your favorite form?

Move to Kalifornia. Governator needs you. :P That giant phallic spaceship from Austin Powers' movie.

If you were Brutus, would you stab Caesar?

hey, he had a warning. When someone says beware the ides of march, you stay at home and cuddle with your wife!

If you were Spongebob character, who would you be?

Squidward :P

You?

I would never be a Spongebob character...

If you were a vampire, who was the one who turned you...and what years was it?

Marius, 2007, needed someone to help him adapt to our time, and now I will always look like this. :P

you?

Haunted...and it was three hundred years ago.

If you were a dog, what kind would you be?

a bloodhound

If you were a total idiot, what you your favorite book be?

uh...my favorite book is Les Miserables...what's your point?

If you (or since you) were a great scholar, what would your favorite comic strip be?