King of the hill

Baddie Maddie's Hill. Ooooh, I'm gonna get you good. *comes out..gooo muh googah geg goo gud* B is a time traveller, and returns to the hill as a very old and ecentric codger reminiscing about the 'good old days'. B asks Maddhuri to purchase a small flower to help his oldtimer's group. Maddie being a baddie refuses the purchase. Good ol' B foists the faux flower on Maddie by saying, "oh take the flower...please, it will make me feel better." The ever cautious Madhuri lets her guard down for just one moment, but before she can say, "That old coot looks familiar," she is transported away via the miniature wormhole homing device. Maddie finds herself engulfed in the wormhole, which transports across time and space to the far side of the galaxy immediately after the Big Bang. Buh Bye Maddie.

B teletimeports back to his adult self.

B's hill complete with rewritten sign. "NO BADDIES ALLOWED!"

B's Hill !! (I love taking back my hill from B :p)

The machine that B bought was faulty, instead of making him adult he is shrunk to the size of an ant :p He has his face but the body of an ant :p He is big enough to live under the shadow of a 'tall' grass strand. Well.....I have no problem, I pick him up, and holding him in my two fingers (yeah you are that small), I just take him off my hill.....:p

Now the sign says -- BADDIES IN -- BABIES AND B OUT !! :p :p

MY HILL !! :cool:

:D :D

Maddie's hill. B the man/ant finds he can control ants with his mind. Now the leader of several ant colonies, B brings them to Maddie's hill. The army of ants picks Madhuri up and carries her off to a giant anthill. There Maddie is entrenched deep in the bowels of the anthill...which will forever be known as Madhuri's Anthill. If you are very quiet when you pass, you might just hear the tortured shrieks of Madhuri driven insane by the thousands of thousands (millions?) of ants that trod upon her. The real hill belongs to the superheroic man/ant B-mental!

B's Hill...better stay away unless you want fire ants to bite you. Be afraid, very afraid.

(Meanwhile, off in the Shadowlands, Pendragon is sleeping off a wicked kerosene hangover. The noise of battle arouses him for a moment. Opening the dimensional window, he gazes down at that worthless "Hill". B and Maddie are at it again! He sends down some foggy Dragon breath, belches, closes the window and goes back to bed. Look's like B has the hill— for now.)

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B's Hill

Luckily Papayawas wearing her gas mask and was not affected by the foggy dragon breath. I pull out a ginormous ant trap, B is strangly attracted to it, I pay the local towns folk to carry it out of town and B follows.

Papaya's Hill

Papaya's Hill

As Papaya watches B and the townsfolk walking away with the ant trap, Andy runs up behind Papaya and puts a banana peel (Muhahaha lol) behind Papaya. As Papaya turns to bask in glory, he slips on the peel and falls all the way down, colliding with the Townsfolk and so on and is stuck in the ant trap and Andy claims the hill!

HandyAndy's Hill :thumbs_up

HandyAndy's Hill:

Andy finds no peace on my hill due to the fact I have speakers blaring on all sides, screeching with recorded sounds of my cat coughing up a furball. Sorry, Andy, but that is the way it goes on...

My hill!

With an impish smile, Bookie snuck up onto Kathy's hill and cranks up the music so loud that Kathy is blasted off of the mound. Book was okay due to a well-placed puff of cotton in her ear, just like in the cartoons. ...Uh, not that I watch them or anything. ^_^ Anyway, Book takes over the hill and replacing her cotton back in the ear, Book then plays the song bananaphone to chase off any would-be invaders. Ring ring ring ring...
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Bookie's Hill!

Book's hill

I love loud music. I send an invitation to Book for the Cartoon Festival and Extravaganza, Book runs off to join the festivities.

Papaya's Hill

Papaya's Hill !!

I tell Papaya that there is a great opportunity for Snoopy to be in the limelight at the festival. She can't conceal her excitement and she too runs off to take part.

My Hill !! :D :D

:banana:

Well, well, well, if it isn't Maddie's hill. I've had it up to my giblets with Maddie always shrinking me or having me deported or what will you. I walk calmly up to Madhuri and motion for her to lean in (as I gesture that I wish to whisper something in her ear). When she leans closer, I shout "BOO!" Maddie is caught so unaware that she feints. I hail a taxi and send her off. Gee I hope she had the money to cover the fare.

Oh well, B's Hill!

:lol:

B's Hill !! AGAIN :rolleyes:

I have a looot of money in my vault. Its a huge 15 story vault full of money, just like Uncle Scrooge, I have to dive in to count my money. I just looovve my money dives. B is curious now. He too wants to take a dive, and I gladly invite him. What B doesnt know is that it's a trap to catch B in my web. The moment B jumps for a dive, he relises thats it's actually an abyss :D Good Bye B :wave: If you need someone for rescue, don't call me :p

I go back on MY HILL :cool:

:banana:

Badhuri's Hill! Luckily, B the former wannabe boy scout, was wearing his parachute. He somehow manages to catch an updraft and soars out of the gaping mouth of the abyss. He breaks from the updraft and descends towards the hill, when a sudden gust catches him just feet from the ground. He cuts free from the parachute and gently drops the remaining 3 feet to the ground. The parachute is carried by the wind and wraps around Maddie. She trips and falls getting more and more entangled in the chute until she can barely move. With one last break at freedom she manages to upend herself and rolls down the hill stopping by the edge of the road. There a passing by person (good samaritan) sees the parachute and puts it in the back of their car. Poor Maddie, that car had Antarctic license plates:cold: :cold: . Ciao Bella

B's Hill.:D :D

B's Hill !!

Okay that's enough, that's enough :rolleyes: I can't have you taking over my hill all the time.

Let's conclude this once for all. I have an idea which you can't refuse. Let's flip a coin and decide who will have the hill. Yours will be heads and mine will be tails. If it's heads you don't get the hill and if it's tails I will obviously get MY HILL :p Let's play a fair game for once atleast, Please !!! :p :p

Well, the undisputed winner is now me, me, me....:D :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

So Madhuri wants to play fair? Well, it's usually not my style, but I guess I'll do it... Let's play rock paper scissors! Rock... Paper... Scissors! (Drat we tied!) Let's try again. Rock... Paper... Scissors... (Not again!) Next one wins, 'kay? Rock... Paper... SHINY OBJECT! *throws shiny object to bottom of hill where it is carried away by a bird* Go get it Maddie! (Heh, heh, heh... I know Madhuri's weakness for shiny objects...) Now the hill is...













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Mine!

Bookinator's Hill

As bookinator was claiming his glorious hill, Andy places a speaker at the bottom of it of a girl yelling for help! Bookinator hears the screeches of distress and runs down to assist the helpless citizen, leaving the hill open!

HandyAndy's Hill!!!

Handyandy is the first victim of the newly instituted 3 strikes and you're out rule:

Strike 1: Bookinator is a she (I think :p )
Strike 2: Using text so small I have to squint to read it
Strike 3: Being a male over the age of 8 referring to himself as "andy"

The punishment for these heinous crimes you ask? Immediate banishment from
MY hill

Kilted's Hill:

The kilt police come and take away this...this...personage who has dared to call MY hill his. And put something on under that kilt, fer cryin' out loud!

Kathy's Hill.

Kathy's Hill. B walks up carrying a small chest filled with beads and baubles. He trades the chest for the hill now known as...
Big B's Bodacious Bauble Bought Hill (aka 5B Hill)

Big B's hill

Big B has apparently confused me with Maddie and her weakness for shiny objects. Um, not even. I am only beguiled by coffee, chocolate and lipgloss. You are the weakest link...goodbye!

Still MY hill.

lol, Kathy's Hill, she can have it, cause I got a good laugh out of that one. LMAO!

still Kathy's Hill

Kathy's Hill

After eating a lunch consisting of one garlic, onion, Roquefort and mayonnaise sandwich, a large pot of black coffee, and a potent cigar; Bib climbs the hill and greets Kathy with a malodorously breathy "HHHhhhhello". At this point Kathy emits pathetic little "urp" and flees the hill (looking for a discreet place to lose her lunch); which is then claimed by Bib.

For the first and possibly last time..... BIB'S HILL!

Pepe la Pew, who was wandering around forlornly in the forest, smells the stench of Bib's aromatic lunch from quite a while away, and, attracted by such an alluring odor comes at a dead run. Bib, noting the love-struck skunk, heads for the hills. Ahem, not this one, the ones over there. So, what else am I supposed to do, but claim my hill? We can't have it go Queen-less, for Pete's sake!

zanna's hill

Bib, having endured a romantic tryst with Pepe, now reeks of skunk AND bad breath. Wandering back to the hill he sees that zanna has fainted dead away from the noxious odor before he even got within 500 yards of her. After unceremoniously rolling the poor unconscious lass down the hill; he re-installs himself as Queen of the Hill.

Bib's Hill

Bib's Hill. B-mental pulls on the fire alarm, and Bib flees his hill for safety's sake. B saunters up to....

B's Hill

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Originally Posted by B-Mental

Bib's Hill. B-mental pulls on the fire alarm, and Bib flees his hill for safety's sake. B saunters up to....

B's Hill

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What kind of hill has a fire alarm installed in it!?! Up till now EVERYTHING in this thread has been ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE; but now you've gone and made it outlandishly unbelievable. :p ;) :lol:

Still B's Hill

If you go back several pages, you will see all sorts of pandemonium. This hill is littered. I just found the alarm, and you didn't. Nyyyyaaahhh. Ok, you can have the hill back....
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NOT!

Still B's Hill

Just then, a poor little girl cautiously approached B-Mental. "Please sir, I need your help. My mother is sick and I need... I need..." The little girl started to cry. Feeling sorry for the kid, B bends down to comfort her. She continues: "I need... I need... A HILL!!!" And with a gigantic shove, the little girl pushes B down the hill and laughs cruelly. "Ha! You sure fell for that one, sucker!"

Running up the hill, Book waved a dollar bill out and shouted, "Great work kid! Here's the ten bucks I owe you!"

But the little girl replied, "Yeah right, like all that was worth ten bucks. I should get a minimum of $100."

Book was angry. "You little... Hey. Why don't you go take B's money. I'm sure he's got plenty!"

"Okay!" she replied brightly! "I'm gonna go buy a lollipop!!"

And now (through the means of little girl persuasion) the Hill is...

MINE! :p

Book's hill.

The little girl returns in a fury, since B had nothing in his pockets except a few beads and some crumpled tissues. No way anybody can buy a lollipop with that. Said little girl picks up Book and tosses her down the hill (strong kids these days, eh?) as I stand by watching. I pat my little sister (oops, I mean some random little girl) and give her a platinum credit card for her troubles.

I spare no expense when it comes to getting interlopers off of...

MY hill!

Kathy's Hill

In an effort to kindle the latent psychosis in KathyCF's little sister, Bib calls the credit card company and reports the above mentioned Platinum Card as stolen.
Enraged by the fact that she is STILL unrewarded for her efforts the little girl with superhuman strength returns to vent her frustrations upon her big sister.
Watching this amusing bit of sibling rivalry from a safe distance, Bib waits until the dust settles and then re-claims the hill.

Bib's Hill

Bib's Hill

Having recovered enough to come well within 500 yards of the not-quite-so-stinky-anymore hill, Zanna once again appears on the scene, speaking of herself in third person.
"You know, Bib? I'm positive you haven't perfected the art of being in two places at once, so I think you'd better get back to Alaska before someone finds out your lie. By all rights, I'm only imagining you are here to begin with, so I think I'll just un-imagine it."

Ahh, much better. Zanna has her hill to herself again.

zanna's hill.

I release a swarm of specially trained attack bees to swarm the hill and scare the *something* out of zanna. The bees are especially enraged by those who speak of themselves in the third person, so I have my hill back to myself in no time at all.

MY hill....

K's (NOT Big K's, don't be deluded by her evil ways :p) hill.

I get near her, I sneeze, and, either consumed by remorse or just scarred of catching something, she runs away.

But I don't want a hill for anything, only if I owned it, in which case I would put it in a realestate agengy and they'd get me some greenies for it. Since it's a savage law that governs the ownership of the hill, it doesn't interest me the least bit.

Therefore, I offer it to the last owner before K.

That would be Zanna.

Zanna's hill then :)

K's (NOT Big K's, don't be deluded by her evil ways :p) hill.

I get near her, I sneeze, and, either consumed by remorse or just scarred of catching something, she runs away.

But I don't want a hill for anything, only if I owned it, in which case I would put it in a realestate agengy and they'd get me some greenies for it. Since it's a savage law that governs the ownership of the hill, it doesn't interest me the least bit.

Therefore, I offer it to the last owner before K.

That would be Zanna.

Zanna's hill then :)

kandaurov's hill.
Poor mr k obviously has been wearing a crazy tainted black wig and the cuckoo has seeped into his brain. Since he doesn't get hill management, I will relieve him of his duties. Let zanna get her own hill, bunch of darn whippersnappers around here saying ni to old ladies and taking their hills anyway. Sheesh.

MY hill.

Um, it is Nie, Kathy, as in, "Will the day ever come when Kathy gets to keep the Hill?"

"Nie!" Is what I say to that! And you. It makes a great battle call.
So get off my hill already. You can nie have it.

(As I have learned, nie in German is "never," just for those that don't know. And, if you know better, tell me, so I don't look like a jerk who says "nie" and thinks it means never. :) )

Zanna's hill.

For some reason 'nie' makes me think of Monty Python but I can't remember any details!

In search of the meaning of nie, Zanna abandons the hill and i save it from certain unpleasant fate (like, somebody else saving it :p)

MY hill! :D

Jay's Hill !!

I tell Jay that she has been ignoring a lot of her duties, like going down the hill and never coming back :p She instantly realises this and hurries down.

*I will be waiting for your no-return Jay* On MY HILL, ofcourse :D :D.

MY HILL !! :cool:

Madhuri's hill.

Jay doesn't return but as she has modly powers ;), she doesn't have to return, the hill follows her like a puppy :p

MY hill! :D

Hmmm...power abuse :rolleyes:

The other mods see this injustice, and send Jay to live in a hole big enough to let her in, but once she is in she can't move or come out. And all this is to be under MY WATCH :p I to be doubly sure, lock it from outside and thow the key in the ocean :D

I return back on MY HILL :banana: