Rain.
Rain is my.......
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Rain.
Rain is my.......
comfort zone, so don't mess with it!
Sunshine is overate because...
it burns our skin!
Our skin is such........
... ... I don't know what to say...
You know that ...
there's no gene for fate.
I can't go anywhere without seeing.....
... my purse.
Someone is watching ...
... tv right now.
I'm thinking of something so I should....
... say hello to my friend.
Hi adil ...
what's new in your corner of the world?
Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for....
...a picnic this beautiful spring-like day.
Everything is popping up.....
like the pillsbury dough boy's chef hat! :D
Just be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, ....
...you will succeed or fail as yourself.
The spring air makes me want to .....
...leave my office and go for a walk.
While coming back home I met...
...a group of fairies in boots. Just like the Black Sabbath song.
If I saw a fairie I would...
... know I'd had a drink too many.
(PS. The sabbath song was apparantly about skinheads being effeminate, according to Ozzy)
You can't Rock with a ...
a screaming baby.
saturdays are the absolute worst day of the week to me because......
....I have so much house work to do.
A bald woman is so.....
unique! and cool like the Borg Queen.
Stand on one leg, pat your head and.....
...and try to relieve yourself at the urinal (men's urinal that is)
What's nice girl like you doing in.....
...the company of a schmuck like me?
Rubber bands snap like...
... strollin' pimp's fingers.
Question 1. In Hamlet, what is the significance of ...
...Hamlet's black clothes? Did he have black underwear too?
Liposuction is a fun way to.............
show your Aunty you care about her health.
I couldn't help it, I just couldn't help it, I had to inform them that.........
...the immortal rainbow of sky and space, Aurora, has returned!
Nature rejoices because...
...It's in complete control once more
Poor granpa Winter, he...
gonna down the road feelin' bad.
Wippee!! it's feeling like ....
... Grandpa Winter didn't stand a chance against large-scale industrialization and the automobile industry.
(I made that one work pretty well, for being slow, if I do say so myself)
I personally have a dislike for...
celery and coconut cakes.
Have you noticed how different...
....thoughts and actions are
A store is...
a place to get lousy service, and sub-standard junk!
A banana provides both nourishment and...
..and a skin to convenietly place where someone can slip on it.
The road to perdition is..............
... harsh but when you will reach the death, everything will be smooth and easy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to ...
and the rest of this has been considered unfit for children.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
... from the wall.
Twinkle twinkle little ...
Rinlke! haaaaaaa where??? on your face!!!!! haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Dow!!! Bart you little.......
resilient pancake,you.
Some overcast days make me sad, while others..
...make me hibernate in fear of lightning.
Between going and staying....
... there is dithering.
I wonder what's in this ...
...box- guess I'll have to open it
What would happen if...
...all girls were attracted to me?
I was very lucky not to....