If I were a ______, what would you be?

The smiley face next to it.

If I were a smiley face, what would you be?

A marginally politically correct crossword puzzle clue

If I were a nuisance, what would you be?

incredulous

If I were a problem, what would you be?

Aporetic

If I were a whisker, what would you be?

whisked

If I were a cruciverbalist, what would you be?

Uttering an "Ooooh!" In my head, of course.

If I were a He balloon, what would you be?

Talking funny

If I were a gryphon, what would you be?

A Swedish citizen

If I were a faux pas, what would you be?

forgiving

If I were a maven, what would you be?

With you.

If I were an engraving, what would you be?

What you're engraved into.

If I were a blanket what would you be?

Embedded

If I were a trigger, what would you be?

gripping

If I were a target, what would you be?

Caressing your bullseye

If I were a pedal, what would you be?

Hm. A bicycle?

If I were camera, what would you be?