Because you cant have smoke without a fire !!!!
Where ARE the snows of yesteryear?
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Because you cant have smoke without a fire !!!!
Where ARE the snows of yesteryear?
Back in yesteryear.
Why is it so cold here?
because it is winter :) the season winter is generally cold :)
Pandora, why don't you let your question out of its box?
Because if she did, more than just the question would come out of it, if you know what I mean...
How come people with bad breath talk the most and always in your face?
They secretly own stock in surgical mask companies and are trying to get you to buy one to cover your nose with.
Why do people have eyebrows?
Eyebrows developed to protect humans from their primitive greeting the head butt. Eventually after greeting many people (their foreheads swollen painfully) they would reach for their foreheads...Believe it or not this is the origin of the salute still used by the military.
Why do we sleep in beds?
Hello Bookinator! I see, a fellow HP fan...
Why do we sleep in beds...
So we won't need chiropractors. :p
Who poisoned the poison ivy?
Dr. Jason Woodrue.
What is a clock?
Bossy!
Why are timeclocks called "punching in."?
Most likely because nobody wants to be punched out by a timeclock. That would hurt.
Why do cats purr?
because dogs bark
why do our hearts beat?
It would be too inconvenient to have a drum in your chest beating.
Why do people pierce their ears?
because it's the next best thing to a lobotomy...
What to do when there is no logic?
Act normal. No one will notice.
Where did I go wrong?