Pam

the PAM is an evil person who revealed the writer's prevalence of confusing threads. and he/she likes bananas! so there! : )

Hmm... The PAM is evasive of turnips.. probably because the PAM is actually a transmutation between a human being and a turnip.... and wats dis bout a fascination of bananas???

What? The PAM is back to the tiny atvar! We loved the other one! The PAM does not like us.

What??? Um.. I LOVE my bloody avatar... Yours, my dear PAM, looks like an overgrown fly... nasty buggers... hehehe.... My avatar by the way is a chibi version of "Genjo Sanzo" of "Gensomaden Saiyuki"....

The PAM has a used bandaid collection.

The PAM has severe spinal and vertebrae problems (judging from the perpetual lean of her muppet)

The PAM has a hook for a hand, a prediliction for feathered hats and says "ARRH" on a regular basis.

The PAM ruthlessly abandons dragons to their doom! Ride with her at your peril!

The PAM still doesn't know how to ride dragons, he keeps falling off!

The PAM needs goggles to get out of bed.

the PAM eats goggles! AND bananas!

The PAM wears ski hats in the summer time.

The PAM is friends with big yellow birds, trash people, and people who are addicted to marijuana [ that's what in the cookies!!! ] .... and I don't have a used bandaid collection... I have a used tissue collection though.. wanna see????

The PAM wishes he was friends with big yellow birds, trash people, and people who are addicted to marijuana. (The PAM should also check out the gender poll so that I would know if I was correct in saying "He")

The PAM's blue fur is coming unraveled..... coo-coo! ;)