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Originally Posted by Hawkman
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Depends whether I thought I could get away with it :D Money would probably be more risky. The law takes a dim view of contract killers, unless they work for certain governments anyway.
Would you know what to do with a marlinspike
Women like the same thing....well, not THAT, but the "tony w. push and pull patented technique" works. I'd say I can manipulate mostly any woman even the weary ones and the wary ones too!Quote:
Originally Posted by lilimarlene
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maybe that's why you're still single...too much manipulation. The smart women always know when they're being played.
[QUOTE=Hawkman;1229672]Depends whether I thought I could get away with it :D Money would probably be more risky. The law takes a dim view of contract killers, unless they work for certain governments anyway.
Would you know what to do with a marlinspike[/QUOTE
lilimarlene is not good with any type of tools, she might break a nail.
LOL! Well you might want to wear gloves!
Would you go yachting off the coast of Somalia?
Yes, but only in full pirates of the caribbean costume as Somalians are a noble people and huge depp fans. I once had a "21 Jump Street" marathon watching session with some Somalians and it was a blast. Richard Greeko(sic) is actually big in Somalia and summers and winters there.
Would you go to Nice or the Isles of Greece and sip champagne on a yacht?
Been there, done that - in the Greek islands anyway, oh, and yes the yacht was a big grey one with a number painted on the side.
Would you host a party for the mob?
If they have the money to spend, why not!
Would you?
The code says my lips are sealed lol
Would you work undercover for the FBI?
Yes, but I would likely be a leaker.
Would you know if your partner was a spy?
Not if they were a good one.
Would you?
being a spy myself, I would know.
would you think it possible to be completely platonic friends with an ex? And would it bother you if your partner was very friendly with them?
Not if they are still attracted to them. I have a disproportionate amount of platonic girlfriends, but the lines that crossed especially after a few drinks. I defer to females intuition as they can pick up on vibes not visible or audible-and usually know their partner pretty well.
Would you pepper your girlfriend with advice on her boyfriend(s)? or only if they ask you?
If my girlfriend had lots of boyfriends she wouldn't stay my girlfriend! As for a girl friend who had boyfriend troubles I'd make sympathetic noises and stay well out of it.
Would you kill and eat a dolphin if you were in danger of starving to death?
Probably yes
Would you?
I think he would likely eat me, while smiling that friendly dolphin smile.
Would you work in the new world trade centre in new york city?
Maybe. That is if I ever got the chance to go in NY first
Given the chance, would you read a whole dictionary?
no, not really, i do like looking words up though.
Would you consider less time on the internet?
Yes, I'd consider it.
Would you break all the rules, just for the hell of it?
I may break the rules, but no longer tell anyone what i've done or flat out lie about it *one of my 2013 new years resolutions.
Would you have participated in anti-war protests in the 60's in the US or certain western european countries if you had lived in those countries?
(sorry for all the borderline legalize language, but some people give flip answers, so I expand the wording so they cannot do that)
Well, I was a bit young at the time, but I do remember them. I think on the whole, probably not. I mean, I wouldn't have gone into Vietnam in the first place, but one shouldn't undermine one's troops and vilify them when they come home. Definitely bad form. Anyway, it wasn't their fault, most of them were drafted and didn't want to be there. As for Paris 1968: at the time I didn't really know what it was about, but subsequently, provided the history books are right and it was part of a communist/socialist plot to overthrow the government, then definitely not. now where did I leave my hood and lynch mob ;) Can't go around supporting pinko-commie-fag-subversives... :out::reddevil::rofl:
[QUOTE=tonywalt;1230299]I may break the rules, but no longer tell anyone what i've done or flat out lie about it *one of my 2013 new years resolutions.
Would you have participated in anti-war protests in the 60's in the US or certain western european countries if you had lived in those countries?
(sorry for all the borderline legalize language, but some people give flip answers, so I expand the wording so they cannot do that)
oh really, I can do whatever I want, you are not the boss of me.:smilewinkgrin: So please consider this a flip answer to your question, oh master of the flip answer.
Would you prey upon the wicked?
Perhaps. Well it depends on how wicked they are
Would you choose laptop over tablets?
Tablets are easier to swallow.
Would you rather be the Sheriff of Nottingham or Robin Hood? Give reasons.
Robin Hood because he just seems like he has more fun and his moral code is a little "looser". I just recently switched jobs. I went from the safety department to operations, while I really liked safety it's a relief in a way not to always have to be on my game, know what I mean?
If you could become rich and famous for doing a sport which would it be?
Rugby.
If you could live in another city, not in your own country, which would it be? (Sorry to force any of my American friends to make such an unmakable choice, but do try:)
tonywalt : If you could live in another city, not in your own country, which would it be? (Sorry to force any of my American friends to make such an unmakable choice, but do try
(mmmn tonywalt, it appears you have no American friends.) I'll take London.
same question
I'm not overly keen on cities wherever they are, though if one wants some culture one is more likely to find it in a city than the countryside. I'm rather fond of Paris, and Pietermaritzburg has a sort of crumbling faded gentility which is quite attractive. Santiago de Compostella was rather pretty the last time I saw it, but the trains aren't reliable. I'd love to see Berlin and Vienna, but I certainly wouldn't want to live in Berlin. I think I'll go with Paris.
Would you crush your enemies and tread their bones beneath your sandled feet?
No, when I tread on my enemy's bones I much prefer jackboots rather than sandals (It's the safety professional in me).
If you were pronounce king/queen of an isolated island paradise how would you rule?
Ruthlessly! I'd start by enslaving the parrots. :devil:
If you were a parrot, would you stick around?
No, I'd pack up my cuttlebone and catch the next flight out.
If you were the ruler of an island paradise and you had enslaved parrots what would you do with them?
I'd chain them to their desks and put them to work in the call centre for my Tax Office Helpline. Of course, I'd have whipped the monkeys into building it first... :D
Whom would you enslave?
Nobody, I'd have my robot monkeys do all the work.
If you had a robot monkey would you dress him/her in cute little monkey outfits? a la: http://www.clevermag.com/images06/sp...es/monkeys.jpg
Definitely not. Such outfits are as degrading to the dignity of robots as they are to chimpanzees.
Would you wear outfits like those?
no, lilimarlene prefers black tie.
would you be able to give up all mood altering substances including alcohol for 3 months?
Alcohol - easily, even if it does mean doing without champers. Coffee and fags? 'fraid not. I'd end up as a serial killer!
Would you make daily baths in asses milk part of your beauty routine?
no, I'll leave that to Cleopatra and her lot. My beauty routine is very secretive and slightly more dangerous.
Would you?
Not unless I had the face of an ***!
Would you try bee sting acupuncture?