Pam

pam has no legs at all!!!

PAM only has 1 wing. Why don't you go fly around in circles, you loser.

ur the loser!!!!! all u do is sleep!!! thats y u hav no time to think of a better comeback!!!!!!

The PAM sleeps under her bed.

PAM just gets her sleep at work...

Simple and plain.....PAM is just jealous of the luxury I have :D

PAM confuses jealousy with pity. :D

PAM uses airfreshener as deodorant.

PAM uses deoderant as airfreshner :p

PAM likes to draw in the sand. :D

PAM's ears are so big that PAM can make snow angels without the use of arms...

The PAM collects gum from underneath restaurant tables.

pam eats the gum from under the restaurant's tables!!!!!!

The PAM uses gum as a hairstyling product.

PAM wishes she had enough hair to style with gum.