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Doesn't that make you a butcher of guinea pig shaped turnips named Vladimir and Piotr?

Does it??? I am just trying to enjoy the fruits of nature.

Oh well, the stew has been prepared. Would you like to taste it????

What kind of cannibal do you take me for? :eek:

Aren't you the one who takes turnips as guinea pigs and also has names for them????

Well you need not be a cannibal, you are too much of a Sage to become one. Would you want to prove it wrong????? :brow:

Is Aimus really a great big turnip and not this dashing fellow here ?

(BTW, do you not think that I think that is a cute pic? :))

Doesn't it go without saying that no one would dare admit it before him?

But isn't being a turnip far more laudable than being a human?

You mean, it's better to be eaten than to eat?

Did any of you ever consider the fact that I might actually be a human-turnip hybrid from a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong?

Oh, poor you. Who did that to you???

Dr.Henry Jekyll?

Would you believe me I don't know?
Don't you wish he hadn't kept the test tube I was in covered with something, preventing me from identifying him?

And then; what happened after you came out of the test tube? Had he disappeared?

Didn't I tell you I got rescued by the martians, who vaporized the poor doctor?

what doctor?