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Get drunk.
There had better be a book called The Golden Bowl. 'cos the alternative in my head wouldnt be right.
What a great time to lose it. :flare:
blech. I'm cooking chicken with onions and garlic AND I'm bleaching my work socks. Each smell on their own is quite pungent - together they are rather obnoxious.
According to the History Channel's "Modern Marvels:"
Last year, an average of 170 billion (with a B) emails were sent everyday. That's an average of 2 million every second... 70% of these emails were spam or viruses
Why people ask so many whys?Quote:
Originally Posted by subterranean
I want to watch the Dark Knight!! :bawling: :bawling:
I left my favourite coat on the train, but i didn't leave my book.
I wouldn't do that to you!
So, new avatar.
Do you recognize him?
A fan of Basil Fawlty might think this to be him.
I can't concentrate on my work.:( And to think that I have only 1 HOUR LEFT to finish this!:eek: It's time pressure working against myself. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I 'm supposed to be taking in something to calm my nerves, be it Seriouscol or Nerdvon, and by succumbing to my addiction I think I'm only making things worse. :bawling:
Why do people love to spend their time arguing about things that aren't meant to be argued on in the first place? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by subterranean
stupid questions:
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
6. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
7. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
8. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
9. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
10. What do people in China call their good plates?
11. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
12. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
13. What do you call male ballerinas?
14. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
15. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
16. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
17. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
18. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
19. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
20. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
21. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Why people ask so many whys?
I swear, you'll get sick of it, after doing it from morning 'til day's end!
I am. I've done it (Which is exactly what I have succeeded at today. And I won it! Hooray! :lol:), and I'm sick of it.
Or maybe... not? :D
Adam and the Ants are kewl.
I have a stream thoughts and this thread is too small to contain or accommodate the stuffs I have in mind. I have ranges of ideas orbiting around my mind. They are seeking like the magmas inside the stomach of the earth. They are seeking an outlet, a channel. A volcanic eruption is in await.
I have ranges of ideas and the words I am armed with do not suffice and I need more and more complex and sophisrticated words to express them, the ideas.
It just occurred to me that I still have a papaya avatar from the papaya festivities this weekend. I'm like that person still wearing their nametag on their sweater long after the meeting is over. Or the girl still in her prom dress at the after-prom party.