Is anyone else living dangerously?
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Is anyone else living dangerously?
Should I live dangerously, because you do?
Is Jazz your role-model?
Why, are you jealous?
With my good looks, money, career, intelligence, fashion sense, youth, popularity and unbelievably fantastic modesty?
Would also say that you were witty as well?
Do you think I might not have mentioned that because of my unbelievable modesty?
Is there a reason you need to brag?
Didn't I tell you about the Inferiority Complex?
Why do you feel this way?
Sorry, are you talking to little insignificant me?
Um, er, you are the only one here?
Hadn't you seen that leprachaun over there, behind the tree?
Does he have a pot of gold?
Bit avaricious, ain't it?
Do you know which way to hold the remote control to get it to work?
Towards the television, no?
Did that work?
Are these remote controls for televisions, then?
Taking it for granted that, if you're anything like me, you'll have a remote for the TV, a remote for the cable box, a remote for the DVD player, a remote for the iPod dock and a remote for the retracting cover over the pool full of maneating sharks, what's the greatest number of remotes any of us have in one room of the house?
You are cool enough to have a remote for the man-eating shark Pool?
Well, one has to these days - one just can't retain the henchstaff, can one?
Why can't one? (doesn't that sound silly?)
If one hasn't got henchstaff, should one be enquiring about one's ability?
Honestly - you people have no idea of the expense, the administration, the sheer bureaucratic slog involved in running a secret organisation hellbent on global domination, do you?
Why wouldn't we?
Do you realise the expense, administration and sheer bureacratic slog I'm having trying to run No 13A Abattoir View Villas?
Okay - you - Genocide - the insolent one - just for future reference, what's your full name and address?
Would you like my SS (or NI) number as well?
Flat 64
13A Abattoir View Villas
Gasworks Lane
Grotsville
W1A 4WW
OK?
Not you, manton - would it surprise you to discover that, in terms of my intention to achieve total control over the minds and bodies of the population of Sheffield, I don't really consider you an obstacle?
Does that make me a threat?
If I were to tell you that I plan to eliminate threats, irritations, cellphone salespersons, a really rude bloke on London Bridge station and anyone who likes Abba, into which category do you think I'd feel you fell?
Is it suicide to say the first?
Let's just say that it's probably not a good idea to start reading any long books, shall we?
Was that a threat, sir?
Please can I be one of your henchpersons?
How are you at laughing gruffly and saying 'Yes, boss' before going on to bugger up the simplest knot-tying task in my absence?
Yeah Boss, OK Boss, We get dis bum good Boss, What did you say, again? *chews gum inexpertly, dribbles*
Wow, that's what your henchmen are like?