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Why should you be?

Doesn't everyone here agree that those kittens are universally cute?

But isn't it especially true when kitttens are combined with hugs?

Would you believe I have had cats for pets, or to rephrase that, cats have had ME for a pet, all of my life? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/g075.gif

Did I once see a magnet that said, "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff"?

Would you believe that at one time (not now) I had 9 cats and a dog?

Would you believe I would actually thrive on the insanity of having so many cats?

Can you imagine me not agreeing with a fellow animal lover?

Would you believe I once read that the deffinition of a cat is: "a small, furry quadraped with human servants."? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/002.gif

Isn't it true cats think they rule the universe?

Isn't it hard to discern that disposition due to the presence of their relentless peevishness?

Then what, according to cats, is the centre of the universe?

Isn't the answer to that question painfully obvious due to their incessant attention to and devotion of the terminal section of their alimentary canal?

doesn't that suggest they live in pocket universes?

Doesn't that question only make sense if a cat's rectum can be considered a universe?

Can each molecule be a little universe?