Pam

PAM makes statues of famous economists out of spam in her free time.

PAM decorates her house with those statues.

you know when you lock the keys in the car? PAM!!!

PAM works as a hand double in horror movies.

The PAM kicks puppies.

PAM licks puppies.

PAM is confusing me. Did the muppets sing 'Stuck in the Middle with you'?

PAM carries an autographed copy of Miss Piggy's photo in his wallet.

PAM takes all her make up tips from Miss Piggy.

PAM has learned all her jokes from Fozzie.

The PAM has just build a seperate room on her house for her toothbrush collection.

The PAM doesn't brush her teeth at all.

PAM doesn't have any teeth to brush!

PAM uses fizzy drinks to wash her hair

PAM uses her dog to mop the floors.