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05-10-2011, 11:55 PM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

No that was my face

:smilielol5: ooh, ah, there must have been a large verticle crack on the camera lens :smilielol5:

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

:lol:

Would that self-assfacement?

:smilielol5::yesnod:

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Originally Posted by jocky

Punching a waiter in the face is never good even if he did try to poison you, and getting bailed out by your Ma and Da is reprehensible. Perhaps the poor guy was simply trying to point out your youthful errors i.e. drinking Jack Daniels. Atheist, standards are slipping. Am I still in purdah, the Teachers reference was badly misunderstood and I am a PALE shadow of my former self? We are not a bad bunch to have on your side.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyiLfSHSqds

So that wasn't you in Pauls shed, nor your kilt on his floor? Then I guess this isn't your wallet full of bills I found next to the kilt either:smilielol5:
05-11-2011, 12:47 AM
jocky

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

So that wasn't you in Pauls shed, nor your kilt on his floor? Then I guess this isn't your wallet full of bills I found next to the kilt either:smilielol5:

No way, I believe it may have been Mick's he is worn out by the sheep and all that lambing. As to the wallet it could be mine, you never know there is a lot goes on in sheds that is never mentioned. What Paul gets up to with fallen kilts is none of my business, I just hope he is teaching rich thickos how to wangle there way to Oxbridge. Duh :D
05-11-2011, 01:38 AM
prendrelemick

A yorkshireman and his wallet are rarely separated.
So thats where you've been. A man in a kilt, in purdah, I can see how that could happen. I hope you will still have time for us in your struggle for independence Jocky - couldn't you at least wait till we've nicked all the oil!:smilewinkgrin:

On second thoughts, sod the oil, just keep sending the whisky.
05-11-2011, 01:40 PM
jocky

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

I hope you will still have time for us in your struggle for independence Jocky - couldn't you at least wait till we've nicked all the oil!:smilewinkgrin:

On second thoughts, sod the oil, just keep sending the whisky.

I think the Scottish election result reflected the good work done by Alex Salmond and the S.N.P. rather than any popular desire for independence. I am afraid divorce is not on the cards just yet. :cheers2:

The mere thought of exporting our whisky sends a shiver down my spine but unlike oil it will never run out. :)
05-11-2011, 06:08 PM
Paulclem

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Originally Posted by jocky

No way, I believe it may have been Mick's he is worn out by the sheep and all that lambing. As to the wallet it could be mine, you never know there is a lot goes on in sheds that is never mentioned. What Paul gets up to with fallen kilts is none of my business, I just hope he is teaching rich thickos how to wangle there way to Oxbridge. Duh :D

Alas the rich thickos won't have me. i didn't go to the right school. Thornes House comprehensive in Wakefield was having strikes/ riots by the kids in my first year there. We in the top band were in the classroom murdering French with our thick accents and refusal to pronounce ou properly, whilst the other classes were running around the school, avoiding teachers, giving raucous interviews to the press and having fun.
05-12-2011, 03:30 AM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

We in the top band were in the classroom murdering French with our thick accents ...

Thanks to my ability to mimic voices, I ended up with what I'm assured is an upper-class French accent.

Which goes nicely with my lower-class English one!

:D

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Originally Posted by jocky

We are not a bad bunch to have on your side.

Is that if the sport is boat-races with whisky?
05-12-2011, 11:43 AM
prendrelemick

Ah wee paul, je connais exactement quelle vous est ditting.
05-13-2011, 04:02 PM
Paulclem

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Ah wee paul, je connais exactement quelle vous est ditting.

Wee. ( I can hear Eric Ostlethwaite's Dad in that pronunciation). Je suis Monsieur Pomme-de-Terre.

My French now is from the Eddie Izzard Book of French.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY
05-13-2011, 10:14 PM
Gilliatt Gurgle

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Originally Posted by jocky

...The mere thought of exporting our whisky sends a shiver down my spine but unlike oil it will never run out.

Welcome back Jocky!
I'm not complaining about your exports.

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

Wee. ( I can hear Eric Ostlethwaite's Dad in that pronunciation). Je suis Monsieur Pomme-de-Terre.

My French now is from the Eddie Izzard Book of French.

I am familiar with some Cajun French. Here's a sampling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuS...eature=related

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05-13-2011, 10:38 PM
jocky

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

Welcome back Jocky!
I'm not complaining about your exports.

I am familiar with some Cajun French. Here's a sampling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuS...eature=related

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Cheers Gilliatt, here is some Cajun from one of my favourite films, enjoy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sP5RJHuUBg
05-14-2011, 08:19 PM
Paulclem

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

Welcome back Jocky!
I'm not complaining about your exports.

I am familiar with some Cajun French. Here's a sampling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuS...eature=related

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About as discernible as our Yorkshire French.
05-14-2011, 10:01 PM
soundofmusic

Quote:

Originally Posted by prendrelemick

A yorkshireman and his wallet are rarely separated.
So thats where you've been. A man in a kilt, in purdah, I can see how that could happen. I hope you will still have time for us in your struggle for independence Jocky - couldn't you at least wait till we've nicked all the oil!:smilewinkgrin:

On second thoughts, sod the oil, just keep sending the whisky.

I don't know whether it is just bad luck; but I haven't ever met a man who was easily separated from his wallet. I find the only way is too ply them with liquor, put them to bed, promise them a night of wild antics, then make off with their trunks when they are snoring away the next morning, though usually, the belt buckle clinking gives you away....:(

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Originally Posted by jocky

I think the Scottish election result reflected the good work done by Alex Salmond and the S.N.P. rather than any popular desire for independence. I am afraid divorce is not on the cards just yet. :cheers2:

The mere thought of exporting our whisky sends a shiver down my spine but unlike oil it will never run out. :)

Which reminds me, where does a man keep his wallet when he wears a kilt?

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

Alas the rich thickos won't have me. i didn't go to the right school. Thornes House comprehensive in Wakefield was having strikes/ riots by the kids in my first year there. We in the top band were in the classroom murdering French with our thick accents and refusal to pronounce ou properly, whilst the other classes were running around the school, avoiding teachers, giving raucous interviews to the press and having fun.

Then come to america, we say ou ...owww....and all we want is a fellow who knows how to use a french spade.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Thanks to my ability to mimic voices, I ended up with what I'm assured is an upper-class French accent.

Which goes nicely with my lower-class English one!

:D

Is that if the sport is boat-races with whisky?

What do we use the whiskey for, to drink or to start the engines?

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

Welcome back Jocky!
I'm not complaining about your exports.

I am familiar with some Cajun French. Here's a sampling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuS...eature=related

.

Haha, Did you ever see that Cajun chef on television, I loved him.
05-14-2011, 10:48 PM
Gilliatt Gurgle

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

...Haha, Did you ever see that Cajun chef on television, I loved him.

You talkin bout Jussin Wilsuhn? ..."Hi yall are?"

My mother and used to watch this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX3Y27LXFYw

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05-15-2011, 05:05 AM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

What do we use the whiskey for, to drink or to start the engines?

Haha! Different sort of boat races.

The guys line up sitting cross-legged on the floor, behind each other, just like a rowing eight.

The first one drinks his glass dry, slamming it down when empty, which is the start for #2, and so on.

Great fun when you're about 18.
05-15-2011, 12:17 PM
Paulclem

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Haha! Different sort of boat races.

The guys line up sitting cross-legged on the floor, behind each other, just like a rowing eight.

The first one drinks his glass dry, slamming it down when empty, which is the start for #2, and so on.

Great fun when you're about 18.

Did you ever do that rowing dance with the Gap Band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N19NmO3NP4