Pam

pam's brain is like soup.............. it runs out of pam's ears!!!!!

PAM doesn't wash behind her ears

The PAM has enormous earlobes which she ties into a neat bow under her chin.

PAM throws her earlobes over her shoulder like a continental soldier ... :p tum-tee-tum ...

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PAM only does her hair every other day

PAM has no hair. Hee...Hee...

PAM tries to combs his bald head, thinking some hair will grow :p :D :lol:

Oh my goodness! How did you know?! :lol:

PAM doesn't wear any underwear.:P

Ahem...ahem.... I am not used to people asking me such things...

PAM makes people really uncomfortable :)

Ooops! :lol:

PAM is a sweetheart. :)

PAM seems to have their own avatar thank goodness

PAM needs some classes on how to insult :)

PAM needs to take a break:D

pam needs to break something!

Oh Pam, get your finger out of your nose! No, your mouth isn't a good place for it either!:p