They don't seem to! THEY PLAY THE DANG RE-RUNS! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Tantrum.gif
Why does my DSL sometimes run slow... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Tacky.gif
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They don't seem to! THEY PLAY THE DANG RE-RUNS! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Tantrum.gif
Why does my DSL sometimes run slow... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Tacky.gif
DSL runs slow sometimes because it has to do with Doh!!! Slow Lines.
Why do people say your ears ring when somebody is talking about you?
Because their phones ring, since they are the ones doing the talking! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...honeGossip.gif
Why do rooms get suddenly silent just before you make a faux pas? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Embarassed.gif
So it's much more noticeable (Wow, I could have sworn I spelled noticeable wrong, that ea dosen't look right)
Why does english have so many stupid gramatical/spelling rules?
To confuse you, of course
Why is red red?
because my daddy told me that red is the light you go on, and green is the light you stop on
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why do i produce gas, when my car sucks it all up?
o__o it all makes sense
- Because of the GGC
Why are stickers called stickers?
Because it is shorter and tidier than saying sticky paper thingies
Why is some tape called SCOTCH TAPE?
It comes from an ancient Celtic tradition, where all a person's possessions would be fastened to their body by means of a sticky ribbon. They would then be thrown into the loch, and would have to swim back to land. Any items which sunk to the bottom of the loch would be deemed to be evil, and the person was considered to be well rid of them.
What's the time Mr Wolf?
If I had a watch, you tink I would have got caught at Red Riding Hood's house? Gwan! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Wolfman.gif
Don't you find it suspicious that only one pig had enough money to afford a brick house? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Piggy.gif
maybe he got it at the black market!
are little red ridding hood and robin hood related?
They're married.
Why don't the windows in the back seat of cars go all the way down?
cause the government has to have the subliminal projection units in the door
why can't you see someone wearing woodland camoflage when they are blending in witha tree, but you can when they are standing in the open?
Are you certain that you understand the meaning of the word "camouflage?" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
If we were all invisible, would we still wear clothes?
Of course, just in case someone bumps into you.
Why does it hurt my eyes to stare at the sun?
Because it is through this one optical disk that the aliens have a chance at laser beaming us, and the laser beams are only enacted when a pair of eyes glances directly up there...
Why does caffeine make some people antsy and other sluggish?
Genes. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lomKane/MP.gif
Why do you forget your personal information but not the words to a song you can't stand!? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Medusa.gif
The additives that they are insidiously adding to our cornflakes is taking its toll...
Why are there less than the amount of raisins promised in every bowl of Raisin Bran? :flare:
Because the bowl steals half of them.
Why is one one?
Because it isn't two.
Are French fries really from France?
No, but if you eat part of the top, it ends of looking life the Eiffel Tower... kind of
Why are books called books?
Cuz otherwise we'd be saying, "Hey did u know that the new booger by Brown just hit the markets!"
Why dont we die before we actually die?
Youse got a death wish or somethin' guy? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Godfeather.jpg
Why does your life flash before your eyes during near death experiences--it's a re-run?
Nature's way of reminding you of all the silly questions you asked.
Why was Curious George so curious?
He got hypnotized by all the yellow.
Why are pineapples called that ('ve been wondering that for a while)?
because that's what you get when you cross a pine tree with an apple tree.
Why do cows smell so bad?
They're trying to get people not to eat them.
Why do I keep on hearing that song everywhere?
it's number one on the music charts
why do we hafta turn the pages in book?
because we're not telekinetic?
why are teddy bears so cuddly?
They have a plan to take over the world and need your trust to make it happen?
Why do the disney princesses (from different worlds) never look at each other when they're on the same thing?
Royal snobishness. Prince Charles would be a good example here... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...FrogPrince.gif
Why do the good guys always win, when the bad guys are better armed?
because if they lost the bad guys wouldn't get to return in the sequel?
Can you sweep with a flying broomstick?
I'll have to get off mine and try it! :lol:
Why do horses have to wear horseshoes?
You expect them to wear maybe stilleto high-heels? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/Horsey.gif
Why do cows chew their cud? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ored_cow_2.gif
They get bored.
Why do we have to have different shaped glass for different drinks?
The people who do the washing up get bored!
Why do people think large brandy snifters make them look sophisticated instead of rather campy? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lomKane/BS.jpg
Actually they are merely cradling the glass to practice the hand movements that will direct the next musical production...
Why do conductors need a wand to direct their orchestra?
Actually they are hoping the bloody lot will disappear! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ng-flowers.gif
Why does the sypmony lull you to sleep then wake you up with a rude crash of cymbals and kettle drums? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/muede/d015.gif
Well, they aren't actually playing those crashing noises... those rude sounds are actually the brass players bonking each other on the head to tease the conductor, and the occasional instrument smacks into someone elses...
Why is it that at night, my creativity dwindles...
You keep forgetting to "burp" its Tupperware ™ Container! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Fly.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Fly.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Fly.gif
How do you "knock someone's lights out" when "lights" in the term "liver and lights" refers to lungs? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ky_chicken.gif