While laughing, Zanna chokes on a fly, loses conciousness and is rushed to the hospital. B mental arrives to an empty hill
B's Hill (Who's Hill?) B's Hill!
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While laughing, Zanna chokes on a fly, loses conciousness and is rushed to the hospital. B mental arrives to an empty hill
B's Hill (Who's Hill?) B's Hill!
B runs more laps around his hill to celebrate 2 weeks on his hill.
B's Hill. After B is finished running his laps he is to tired to fight back when I push him down the Hill.
Papaya's Hill.
I draw papa away witha cookie attached to a fishingline. (like in the cartoons)
^MY HILL^
Hockeychick's hill. B comes back to the hill and while hockeychick is distracted, ties a string to hockeychick's big toe. The other end he ties to a giant ACME rocket. With an evil genius laugh B lights the rocket. B watches as hockeychick flies through the air and lands beyond the horizon with a mushroom cloud.
B's Hill
B's Hill !!
I had a secret program running in that rocket, after a while it changes its course and takes a U-turn, only to land on B....:D I see B turning into a cloud of dust :p
I have to make my way to MY HILL through that cloud. :D
Its MY HILL now !! :banana:
:D
Madhuri's hill... umm, maddi, "LOOOK OOOUUT! Apparently what you thought was B turning into dust was really dust propelling B into the lower stratosphere. B begins to plummet toward your hill at the acceleration of 9.8 m/(sec*sec), landing with a thunderous CRASH. Ohhh thank you Madhuri for breaking my fall, such self sacrifice...*sniff* so moving. B climbs out of the crater made by his falling onto Madi, and looks down at Madi's body pressed deeply into the earth.
B's hill... umm is there a medic in the house? and an excavator?
B's Hill !!
I am already in the next world, but, my spirit is in a state of unrest. I boil out from the core of the earth like a molten lava, and guess what, B is deeply buried and has turned into a fossil.
I couldn't help it B, I just HAD to cover my hill...:D I will come down once in a while to see how you...errr...your fossil is doing :p
MY HILL !! :banana:
:D
Madhuri's hill. One day not long after taking the hill Madi goes to visit fossilized B-mental. She looks at the location where B should be. He isn't there. Realizing she is about to lose the hill, she turns to race to the top.
*SNAP* *CRASH*
Ohh poor Madi has been caught in a cargo net trap, and is dangling over the hill. B auctions Madi off on ebay for 13 dollars canadian to a school in the Yukon Territories. B's back and this time he's badder than ever.
B's Hill
B's Hill !! :rolleyes:
Badder B doesnt know that he has met his match in Baddie Maddie. I learnt some good life saving skills in that school B, and I know what to do with the one who auctioned me :nod: One day while B was walking, I come from behind, grab him and make him smell choloroform :p. My work is easier now. I just pack him off to Antartica to live with the penguins.
I can live peacefully on MY HILL :D
:banana:
Madhuri's hill!
B returns from Antarctica with his army of mutant emperor penguins. It appears that B is their emperor, and he orders them to remove Madhuri from the hill. Madhuri is carried off on the wings of the svelte penguins....HAHAHA.
B's hill fortified with a complete retinue of penguin bodyguards.
B's Hill !!
A great idea suddenly dawns on me :nod: I immediately buy Happy Feet dvd's for the penguins, and they realise how much they miss their home land. They all go back singing and dancing. Now, who will save you, B? *rubbing hands* *devious grin* I approach B and he runs away :p.
Aha.....back to MY HILL :D
:banana:
While baddie maddie is celbrating I burrow up from under the hill using my acme worm hole send Maddie to the deepest darkest forests of the amazon
mwaaaaaahahaha:lol:
MYHILL
would i ruin the game if i came along and just said you can have the hill, I don't want it?
that kind of reverse psychology worked on nightshade!
this hill belongs to: Opti. No trespassing. Blind but dangerous dogs around.
:-) If you can see this you're caught on camera! Smile.
Opti's hill.
I send the dogs to sleep by feeding them sleeping pills mixed in with beef. Then, with my amazing powers I open a door into a 2 dimensional space and send Opti there. Have fun trying to breathe! I saunter up and claim...
Seasong's hill.
Actually I live on Mars so no problem with breathing.
Seasong got hungry. Found some beef in the fridge (known its the drugged ones). Gallops them up 'Yum yum'. Fast asleep in seconds.
I've put you up for adoption.
Opti's hill.
Opti's Hill. B-Mental sneaks in disguised as a giant birthday cake, and when opti is about to blow out the candles B leaps out. B wraps opti in bungee cord restraints and then throws old tires over Opti's head until he is a pillar of tires. B then tips the tire column over and gleefully laughs as the poor Optimisticnad bounces down the hill. B tauntingly yells, "Happy Birthday Optimisticnad, and thanks for the hill!"
B's Hill!
B's Hill. I'm late for Opti's birthday so I give the ballons I brought to the only other person on the hill. As B takes the ballons he floats off into the sky, and only then do I take off the weights that kept me grounded that were hidden under my coat.
P's Hill.
Papaya's Hill !!
I know Papaya is fond of solving maths questions. Hmmm.....So I give her a very tough maths question -- Add 2 and 2 :p She becomes too involved in solving this question that she doesnt realise she has walked far, far away from the hill.
I reclaim my rightful property :D MY HILL !! :banana:
Warning -- If you decide to come back, I have another tough question ready for you, Papaya :p
:D :D
Madi's hill. Madhuri was mentally exhausted after the quiz given to Papaya. She went to take a nap. B returns to find madi asleep in bed. B sneaks up to madi and ties balloons to the bedpost. Madi floats towards the heavens. Watch that first step Madhuri...Its a doozy. HA HA HA!
B's Hill
B's Hill.
I have gather my ammunintion and have launched my assault on the hill. B is forced to flee from the assault of Pineapples, mangos, apples, and other assorted fruits flying through the air.
Papaya's Hill.
Papaya's Hill. B comes back to the hill bearing a giant bowl of fruit salad that was laced with fruit flavored EX-Lax. B had locked all of the bathroom doors (both mens and womens) and Papaya leaves the hill to relieve herself.
Good luck Papayahed
B's Hill
Bookinator returns to find her treasured hill still subject to countless battles while she was away. Grabbing a bunch of pointy sticks, Book speared all of the fruits lying on the ground, making fruitkabob after fruitkabob. Unfortuntely for B-mental, Mental loooved fruitkabobs. Something about the sweet juices running down the sliver of wood just made him incredibly hungry. Ravenously, he downed stick and stick, forgetting about the Ex-Lax he laced them with earlier. Suddenly he stopped. His eye twitched and... he took off toward the restrooms faster than Sperman OR a speeding bullet.
...
Hey, Ex-Lax'll do that to ya. Anyway, Book them went up and claimed her hill by making a fruit collage that said:
Book's Hill
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
The fruit was so happy for Bookinator, it began to dance to a song about peanut butter and jelly.
Since Bookinator has had a peaceful hill, Book decided to go into experimental science to keep herself busy. One day, she accidentally tripped into a machine that had no use Book could decipher. The machine activated, glad (in it's own machine way) to be of use again. With a whir and buzz and several flashing lights, the door opened and smoke poured out as... two? Bookinators stepped out. Bookie had been cloned.
"Mua ha ha haaaa!" her clone cried out. "At last, I'm free!" Noticing the original Book's clueless expression, the clone explained that she was indeed, the *gasp* "sane" side of the Bookinator! (Cue thriller music.) Did we even think that was possible?
...No, of course not. Anyway, Book's clone advanced menencingly toward Bookie and said 5 magical words...
"Harry Potter 7 is out."
With a scream, Book's insane side went flying down the hill toward the nearest bookstore in search of her treasured story.
Yes fools... I have just evicted myself from the hill by myself. I'm that bored.
...:D
Yeah... :goof:
Wow.
Well...
Kandaurov ascents to the top. Slowly, calmly.
But Kandaurov somehow feels that he must kick the hell out of something to feel complete, so Kandaurov heads to K-Fed's, roundhouse kicks him and returns to the top of the hill, proud with his conquest.
It's mine now! Hu hu
Kand's Hill
I see that Kand is doing some random things on this beautiful hill. Its damaging the beauty and disrupting the peace. If you have to be on MY HILL you will have to behave :p You just can't go one kicking things and people like that :p Kand feels so guilty that he decides to leave MY HILL, and never come back.
I get back to bringing peace back on the hill.
If you come back Kand, i'll have to make one call to the Gang of Girls from the Coffee Room :p
MY HILL !! :banana:
:D :D
Madhuri's hill.
Hmm, B cuts the phone and internet connections on Madi's hill. Then he sneaks up on Madi wearing a mask ala 'the scream'. Madi runs off.
B's hill
B's hill.
Since B confused movies, he's the Scary Movie kinda mask-wearing baddie and only manages to hurt himself in the process of scaring Madhuri, thus rendering himself 'out of order'. Do I see a hill for the grabs? I believe I do! :brow:
MY hill! :cool:
Jay's Hill
HandyAndy sneaks up behind Jay and yells loud behind him and makes him jump and trip then roll down the hill, HandyAndy laughs and takes the hill!
HandyAndy's Hill :lol:
HandyAndy must forfit the hill for not realising Jay is indded a she
and Jay is still getting back up so YES My hill
The smilie flag flies again!
Night's hill.
Finally managing to trudge all the way uphill again, I scare Night's smilies and they scatter all over the hill, forcing Night to chase them with a big bag for safe-keeping. With Night otherwise occupied, the hill's once again free to be reclaimed by its one and only true master... mistress ;)...
ME! MY hill! :p
Jay's hill
I hand Jay And Night a note that says "Moderators meeting, all must attend signed Scher". Jay and night run off. My Hill
Papaya's Hill
Papaya's hill.
Upon arriving to a secret mod meeting and finding out that we've been bluffed, one's mod finger tends to itch towards the big red mod button of doom ;). I ban Papaya from
MY HILL!! :D
Jay's Hill !!
The button is still in testing stage, instead of banning Papaya, it bans all the mods :p.....Yay !! We are free to wreck havoc in the forums :p....Oops not before I get back MY HILL. :D
MY HILL !!
:banana:
Mad's Hill
Mad's too fast for me..
But what Mad doesn't know is that i'm a sucker for going place I'm not wanted. Like a bad penny i always show up, this time with dynamite in which I blow Mad off the hill. (and a small chunk of the hill as well)
Papaya's hill
Papaya's hill.
Now now, what is it with wrecking MY hill? Play nice, kids! If you can't, I'll keep all the toys for myself... and since it's MY hill anyway, so I shall!
My hill!
Well well well, your hill? You're joking right?
Don't you know that it is infact my hill?
I will test the ultimate weapon of doom on you, it is called the KTFC, which is short for Kittens Trashing and Frontloading Cannon! (The name was the winner in an internet contest, it actually has nothing to do with the actual functioning of the weapon, which is not even a real cannon) In line with expectations, Jay is now across the galaxy, trapped in a cubicle, forced to work 8 hour shifts a day on a planet with a 7 hour rotation schedule. :p
My hilll!
A's Hill
I give a the same note that i gave to Jay and Nightie and A runs off to the mod meeting.
Papaya's Hill
The mask worn during the 'Scary Movie' is a recreation of the famous Ibsen painting 'The Scream'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay
papaya's Hill. B uses his own KTFC (Ken Tucky's Fried Chicken) on Papayahed. The KTFC is the worlds greasiest chicken. B sends bucket to Papayahed who ends up with high blood pressure and a note from the doctor for bedrest.
B's Hill! Baby, Yeeehaa!
B's Hill !! :rolleyes:
No babies allowed on litnet. You are not even 2, and you still roam around in Kitkat suits :p B lied about his age, and has been called by the mods to give an explanation. Mods don't understand a word he says as it's baby babble :p While B explains and mods translate I quietly go back on MY HILL !
Sign on my hill says -- B and babies DO NOT ENTER !! :p :p
MY HILL !! :banana:
:D :D