The PAM wastes his time providing links in his posts.
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The PAM wastes his time providing links in his posts.
The PAM likes to point out people waisting their precious time.
The PAM likes to waste his precious time pointing out the failures in my logic.
The PAM gets all pointy fingered from all the pointing he does.
The PAM gives giant turnips as birthday gifts since he's too cheap to actually shop! :lol:
What, have you any idea how much care goes into such a wonderful turnip, not to mention time!
The PAM thinks growing beautiful turnips is easy.
Aimus steals turnips from unsuspecting gardeners as a pastime.
The PAM doesn't have proper turnips in her garden!
The PAM is obsessed with turnips. What is so nice about them???
That's a compliment silly! :) I just can't imagine living without turnips, they are the best thing in the universe.
The PAM isn't obsessed with turnips (HA take that! ;))
Ah, the PAPAM does not appreciate the fine nuances of turnips. *sigh*
The PAM enjoys wearing the sort of pants that make rustly noise when he walks.
"whhish--whissssh" :brow:
The PAM works the system unmercifully, garnering several "birthday dinners" and cakes, causing starving children across the globe to cry. :D
Kathy, only when I'm not prowling around. :p :eek:
The PAM is so Rock 'N Roll she always has to wreck the living room whenever she visits people.
The PAM sticks his gum in his ear for safe keeping while sleeping. Icky, PAM.
The PAM was seen talking to the caretaker of the graveyard about repairs to her crypt. :nod:
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Originally Posted by Pendragon
hhahahahaha! Now that's damn funny!
The PAM taught Moses how to lace up his sandals.
The PAM drinks warm water from the tap.
The PAM once wrote a 1000+ page book on ants, and said he has several living in his head that gave him the inspiration.
The PAM likes to find anthills and shock them with police issue tasers, pretending to be an angry Zeusian hitting his subjects with lightning bolts! Zap! (actually thats pretty cool . . . . but still offensive to our better informed modern sensibilities!!
at least I don't end up burning my house, trying to burn the little ants hole near the front door with gazoline and a match, like some people, eh PAM?
(actually that happened in the Netherlands a few weeks ago)
The PAM thinks that scaring a cat makes him a hero. Do you want a medal for this act of bravery?? :lol: *rolling with laughter*
Yes give me a medal please! I love medals
The PAM wears so much bling bling, she has severe backpain due to the weight. :p
Okay. You win the medal for the Worst Act of Bravery. Please accept. :D :p
The PAM is jealous of people having a lavish lifestyle. :rolleyes:
YAY a medal!
The PAM is having a lavish lifestyle, but her hundreds of servants gossip and make fun of her behind her back. :p
That is why they are servants you see. :rolleyes:
The PAM has the habit of eavesdropping :D :D
the PAM can't fly a spaceship. Ha, take that!
If you remember, I was the one who brought you back when you just didnt know which planet to fly to.
The PAM is always trying to take credit for something they never did? :rolleyes:
Hey, I wasn't the one that pressed the complete randomization button! Where lucky we didn't turn into space monkeys.
The PAM likes to fire innocent servants who need the income to support their fifteen children. Now they will all starve. ;)
Ya innocent gossiping servants. And is there no such thing as family planning??
The PAM wrongly supports the gossip activities of servants. I wonder Why?
doesn't servant gossip lead to funny and sometimes surprising situations, when made fun of?
The PAM doesn't like to make fun of her servants, instead she fires them. :)
The PAM passes on his silly recipies to the servants, that's why this favoritism. :brow: I wonder what have they been feeding me, turnip soups???
I wish my servants would prepare me a nice turnips soup!
The PAM's bling bling can buy a small country, and still be really ugly to look at. :p
The PAM thinks beauty is only skin-deep. :brow:
No I don't you're the one with the bling bling remember, I care about what's inside too.
The PAM would fly across the universe and still don't know where she was going. :p
The PAM, who is forever lost is trying to show others the way by his equally poor navigation techniques.
At least I know how to read a map, the PAM just flies in circles.
The PAM may have the right strategy but can never arrange for its implementation and is still stranded in space. :D
Well alright, I may sometimes on a rare occasion be stranded in space, but at least I don't have a habit of flying into subspace anomalies, like the PAM
The PAM is a reason asking the result why it happened in the first place :rolleyes:
The PAM is mad! Mad, I tell you! Mad! HAHAHAHAHA! :lol: