or they can find out where we are hiding.
I can't stand.....
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or they can find out where we are hiding.
I can't stand.....
rush hour traffic.
I like what I see...
when I look in the mirror.
I decided to buy...
... Virginia because Texas was too pricy.
Putting a frog on your head ...
is not, as you might imagine, a good look for Sunday brunch.
Going to the supermarket with kids is.....
... a strange way to care for goats! ;)
I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you ...
such delightful torture.
If a circle is round than a square is most definitely...
out of shape... :D
If Moses supposes his toeses are roses...
then Moses supposes erroneously. (watched it 5 billion times)
When the world lost Danny Kaye the world lost....
3-0 to Mars at blow-football. Coincidence? I think not!
What I wouldn't give for a ...
a six pack and 32 inch biceps.
"I'm not afraid of you!" screamed Alice. " You're nothing but...
... a late poster! And a quick corrector!!! :lol:
It's not fair, I should be the ...
King of the World.
Talking about non essentials on the phone is complete....
nonsense, which describes a phone in general.
I think that I shall never see...
... what I've seen before for that things hapen but once.
My life is short and this waht ...
...I'm thinking right now
Fish are...
amigos. no son comida.
I slit the sheets, the sheet I slit.....
eek
...tried to choke me in my sleep
Coffee is...
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
Nancy Drew knows how to....
...solve mysteries
Riddles are...
hard to solve, kind of like thinking of anything funny to say right about now, or this entire day, as a matter of fact.
Some days my brain is ....
like a fly, dead.
Perplexing...
...thoughts floating in my head
Everything has a....
point, maybe.
The scariest man around is....
... my uncle.
What would you like ...
... for lunch? (btw it's lunch time and I'm hungry)
Music can be noisy if ...
I'm the one on bass guitar and my friend Kenny on piano!
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew...
...the king wouldn't be amused by his jokes
Cats and dogs...
make lovely pets, but seahorses make better dinner.
Buzzards gotta eat, same as...
... me; and we both luuuuurve those kittens!!! :lol:
Pick yourself up, brush yourself down and ...
then fall down again.
I seen a man.................
...and he done looked proper like.
Never sign something that...
...you're unsure of :goof:
A little bird told me...
...that today he would peck your eyes out.
I love to cook because....
...you've done a bit of research into the fast food industry?
Right now I just want to...
...eat a chimpanzee.
Cannibals make me want to .....
run and hide...
Bananas make me want to........
... leave the skins in corridors. :banana:
Cricket is the best game in the world because ...
the little critters jump so delightfully down the stretch to the finish line!
I know that ain't exactly cricket, but...
... neither is a cicada.
I love the smell of ...