If I were a ______, what would you be?

myopic eyes

If I were an orange, what would you be?

The orange juice

If I were a nail, what would you be?

The carpenter

If I were a detective, you would be...

District Attorney.

If I were a Mad Max, what would you be?

Your little brother Angry Allen

If I were a jokester, you'd be a....

Serious folk http://smiles.kolobok.us/personal/big_boss.gif

If I were a henchman, what would you be?

Evil Mastermind in need of some henchmen.

If I were a sheet of music, what would you be?

A concert at the Royal Albert Hall... how pretentious! :p

If I were a musical note, what would you be?

Hmmm...A chord.

If I were a penny, wheat would you be?

What would wheat be, if I were what wheat were? ;)

You!

IF I were a turkey, what would you be?

Vegetarian.

If I were you, what would you be?

you. hehe. interesting.

If I were them, what would you be?

Myself! :)

If I were myself, what would you be?

Grape juice!

If I were an A on a paper, what would you be?