The smallest tree looks like a twig...have you ever seen a REDWOOD...or a Sequoia....they grow so large I cry....What resilient creatures....tooo frig N bad you haven't seen me..
You do not get me, you vain little seedling...I gave you 3 strikes and YOU are not IT...
NOW THAT IS FUNNY...What a maroon (that is a bugs bunny cartoon quote.) You child of vanity... "hello I am a 5 foot tree...only 3 years old and look....are you single" I have a child taller than you only 16 years old....
Sorry, but let me show you how I see you...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twig
And how I see me...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Grant_Tree