They ain't square.
What are sparkplugs?
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They ain't square.
What are sparkplugs?
sparkly things that hold back the water in the bottom of the hold. or something used in an engine to ignite fuel. you pick one :)
why is the field not green?
It feels the color green makes it look fat.
Why did Marilyn Monroe stand on the vent for so long even though her dress blew up?
definitely because of her bunions.
Why does water freeze?
No blankie! :lol:
Why does wood burn?
Because its friend The Match subjected him to peer pressure.
Why do people where shoes on their feet?
So that other people can steal them and walk a mile in them. :p
Why?
Because.
Why do monkeys climb trees?
So they can conduct gravitational experiments with falling coconuts.
Why did Nellie The Elephant pack her trunk?
Because visual aids were needed to teach the young elephants how to pack a trunk
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To watch a man lay a brick. :rolleyes:
Why do so many possums get hit while crossing the road?
Because if they've been hit once, they've been hit a hundred times...
Why does the word "rhythm" look so funky?
So people will feel funky when they sing the words
"I got rhythm, I got music
I got daisies, in green pastures
I got starlight
I got sweet dreams
I got my man
Who could ask for anything more?"
Why are most doughnuts round?
So everybody gets a turn:blush:
Why can't I use hair clippers to shave my arm pits?
This is a cultural myth. Feel to clip away....TIMBER!
Why do fires make smoke?