Pam

The PAM once encountered a turnip merchant. Nowadays all he does is hang upside down in a cave, pretending to be a bat. :)

The PAM is batty (about turnips [in raw egg, with chocolate chips and Parmesan cheese]).

Speaking of bats, has the PAM checked his helment lately? I think it's full of black fly-things without feathers. http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier38.gif

the PAM's avatar is a big cute bat. who you wouldn't want to get caught in your hair.

The PAM spells like an American.

The PAM wears lederhosen in the mistaken assumption that it makes him look appealing.

Secretly the PAM fancies guys that wear Lederhosen, and the PAPAM knew this :p

The PAM is a secret hater of all things turnipy

Now that was mean! :bawling: ;)

The PAM always wanted to be a rocketscientist, but when she blew up half the school, the kindergarten teacher made her write 'I will never be a rocketscientist' a hundred times, even though she still had to learn how to write.

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Originally Posted by Mililalil XXIV

The PAM spells like an American.

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ouch! . . . wait.

the PAM is a cool person i've met somewhere else before on the forum but i don't know where. but i remeber that they were really smart and nice. so go PAM! :banana:

That is a nasty insult. ;)

The PAM seems blissfully unaware the point of this thread is to insult the PAM, in a creative and fun manner.

To give an example of how not to do it:

The PAM is like an old tomato, not able to ketchup.

See, that is not funny, nor is it creative, The pun is just to old and done way to many times.

The PAM says rude things about vegetables

(How did you ever find out about that kindergarten incident? I thought that was hushed up years ago...)

The PAM, after abandoning her "rocket scientist" dream, has found a new passion.. for what else?? but TURNIPS!!! hahahah....

The PAM has turnip envy

The PAM suffers from a severe rash all over her body due to a Turnip overdose, she's lucky it didn't actually result in turnip transmutation.