Pam

The PAM has a collection of belly button lint he proudly displays on a mantle.

PAM often leaves the bathroom unflushed..:lol: ;)

The PAM wears a Santa hat all year.

PAM likes to invite her neighbors to sit on her newly painted patio chairs.

the pam likes her cat so much that she put him in her violin case to keep him so the pam's sister will not take him!

The PAM has a collection of red skin potatos that resemble dead presidents.

the pam wears a wing made of celery stalks :D

the pam is a screwed up poet

the pam is extremely yellow from her contact with so many lemons :P

PAM... is on.

(how original is that!) lol.

After hearing that the correct term for her inability to finish a story is called "writer's block", PAM promptly widened her eyes and fearfully asked, "Is it fatal?"

:lol:

The PAM has built a treehouse to resemble the tardis and now won't come down from the tree.

the pam's head is orange and green!

The PAM's sox are orange and green (and are supposed to be bluey-white)! :eek:

PAM's socks have completly disintegrated due to her near-debilitating foot odor!