Pam

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:D PAM's fond of rolling her eyes trying to see what's inside the eye-socket..oftentimes:D

PAM believes earwax is a good pizza topping. :p

PAM certainly know what eyemaker thinks :D :lol:

PAM delights in the fact that his brain has been wiretapped and now the world can hear what he thinks... however, nobody is listening. :lol:

PAM has an obsession with marring her family photos by drawing mustaches on all her cousin's faces.

The PAM uses paste as chip dip.

the pam double dips in the dip bowl at parties. didn't your mom teach you any manners pam? :p

But the PAM wears the bowl atop her head to adorn her pretty l'il hairdo! Tsk Tsk! ;)

PAM once started a sing-along in a tour bus. :p

The pam broke the toilet in a tour bus. way to go PAM!

But the PAM broke wind in that same tour bus, OMG PAM! :lol:

PAM wears a windbreaker all the time b/c someone told her that she could fart all she wanted while wearing it, and no one would know otherwise. See, PAM thinks her windbreaker is a fart-masking cloak. Poor Pam. Everyone knows it was you, except you. :p

PAM is trying to start a new trend by wearing her shoes on the wrong feet. Hmmmm ... shouldn't PAM start with something simpler than those stilletos? :lol:

PAM owns ducky shorts.

PAM thinks her big sister is snobby. That's not nice. You owe your sister an apology. :p