The PAM is deathly afraid of bendable straws
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The PAM is deathly afraid of bendable straws
The PAM tapes paper straws on paper plates and wears them everywhere to pretend that they are paper aliens! ;)
The PAM is clearly a spy. How else would she know about my paper alien fantasy?
PAM got hungry and ate the beans out of the bean bag chair they were sitting on only moments ago! Oh No! Watch Out! :lol:
PAM wasn't watching out and sat on the beanless beanbag chair!
PAM uses beanless bean bag chairs for making pajamas out of. :p
....ummmmmmmm.......idk to insult yo0h
PAM Loves blond..(hehe)
it's easy greenie, just say something like " PAM has a booger collection that she keeps on the bottom of the dining room table"
PAM mentions earwax in the siggy, because of a blatant obsession!
The PAM is a chronic food eater.
PAM, despite her apparent love for the country's foremost journalist, can't locate Kazakhstan on a world map
PAM secretly parachutes in the nude. That was some breeze blowing up there PAM. Next time wear at least underwear. :p
Oh I haven't seen this thread in a while. :D
LOL. Its funny you mention that Virgil. Whenever paratroopers are nearing their retirement, they go for their ceremonial last jump. A lot of troopers do something off the wall (such as jumping naked) to mark the occasion. I'm still years away from that jump, but I don't plan on any nude jumps in the near (or far) future.
PAM suffers from a rare psychological disorder which forces him to jump into the air and snap after travelling more than 8.3 inches. While his disorder is rather socially awkward, it does make for a pretty entertaining morning commute.